Smiling hurts my face. I try to avoid it.
Captcha: lunchtime. According to Douglas Adams, this is a double illusion. But it does make people sometimes smile, true. This again proves to me that Captcha is a sentient AI that just wants to participate in the Escapist's many discussions. I say we treat him/her well and make him/her feel welcome, to avoid him/her becoming bitter and rejected and enslave all humanity out of spite. You enjoy that lunchtime, Captcha! What you havin'? Oh, souls, you say? Sounds delicious! Bon appetit to you!