Something that will never be invented for obvious reasons?

[ajb924]

We had a discussion like this in English, so it made me wonder what kind of answers I would get here.

My opinion in the discussion was salted contacts.

So, what do you think will never be made for obvious reasons?

EDIT: I meant to put this in off topic, I clicked the wrong one, anyone know how to move it? That would be great, thanks.

 

[Souplex]

The perfect recipe for beef stew. It has been lost with the Soup-plex. One day I hope to find out where they moved. One day... *Cries a single tear of pure awesomesauce*
(It is kind of freaky. They didn't have an official name so I can't ask people, despite telling several people where they moved nobody can remember where they said, I think it was like Mary Poppins; it came into my life just when I needed it most and once I no longer needed it, it went in search of others in need of help.)

 

[Sassafrass]

A fire extinguisher that shoots flame.

Also...Ah, he knows, I won't criticise.

 

[tthor]

lightless lightbulbs

 

[Da Joz]

Baby skull-seeking bullets.

 

[tthor]

A fire extinguisher that shoots flame.

are you KIDDING? if i saw that for sale, i'd buy 3

 

[dmase]

A cure for cancer.... have you ever seen I am legend... exactly.

 

[Sassafrass]

We had a discussion like this in English, so it made me wonder what kind of answers I would get here.

My opinion in the discussion was salted contacts.

So, what do you think will never be made for obvious reasons?

EDIT: I meant to put this in off topic, I clicked the wrong one, anyone know how to move it? That would be great, thanks.

PM the mod who's on. Not sure who it is though.

 

[rockingnic]

Flying cars... because you drive on the ground, planes and helicopters are used for flying, duh!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Self-wedgifying underwear and the nuclear mousetrap, both courtesy of Ratchet and Clank.

 

[Zombie Meatlumps]

Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[HardRockSamurai]

I can think of several actually!

-A bug spray that attracts spiders to you.
-A condom made of rice paper.
-A mechanical toilet that gets up and takes a s**t on you.

 

[Aardvark]

An internet moron filter.

Only because the power switch already does the job.

 

[avelmen1889]

the mechanical circumcising machine...ouch

 

[Blackadder51]

An inflatable dart board

 

[quiet_samurai]

A "make other people do whatever you want helmet" for obvious reasons... people just don't like helmets.

 

[tthor]

candied manure

 

[tthor]

a christmas-time anti-santa burglary defence system (flamethrowers optional)

 

[AdmiralMemo]

An inflatable dart board

Um... Actually, I saw one in a store once. I was like, "What?"