Something that will never be invented for obvious reasons?

[tthor]

a christmas-time anti-santa burglary defence system (flamethrowers optional)

A futurama fan I am assuming

lol no, we dont have futurama on our tv (tho i wish we did)

xD now i want to see this episode of futurama you speak of

 

[SkylerRock]

One piece jigsaw puzzle.

you mean a picture?

Depends on how it's marketed. Ideally it should also have a two hundred page instruction manual with links to online appendices.

 

[JustinOCo]

a christmas-time anti-santa burglary defence system (flamethrowers optional)

A futurama fan I am assuming

lol no, we dont have futurama on our tv (tho i wish we did)

xD now i want to see this episode of futurama you speak of

wow, somewhat unexpected, but yea, in futurama, theres robot santa who has his bar set too high as to what determines someone to be naughty or nice, as such he tries to kill everyone using heavy weaponry. He appears in about 3 episodes, they are good

 

[MasterSqueak]

A Desert Eagle that fires .85 Caliber Action Express rounds.

...Be right back, I need to make some modifications.

 

[CargoHold]

A vertically-spring loaded helicopter ejection seat.