Optimus Hagrid said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Optimus Hagrid said:
Lord Mountbatten Reborn said:
Optimus Hagrid said:
Weeeeeeoooooooweeeeeeeeooooooo.
Well, that's pretty interesting. Building up a collection of odd instruments?
Ooooooh yes. Though I have no idea where I will go after a theremin.
The Crumhorn. That bloke mentioned it.
Wow, they're awesome. One would perfectly compliment my vuvuzela.
I just looked at a picture. Instead of a pimp cane that doubles as a shotgun, it's a cane cane that doubles as an instrument!
Here's a pearl of wisdom from Lord Mountbatten's Big Book of Aphorisms that you Can't Really Apply to Real Life [small](tm)[/small]: "When you're taking a turn about the urban-industrial sector of your local place of residence, and find yourself set upon by a group of misfits, or a singular vagabond, quickly slow down your brisk strolling speed to a more perambulatory gait, whereupon you raise your walking stick/Crumhorn (if you do not have a walking stick/Crumhorn you may safely consider yourself fucked), confusing their lower-class neurological synapses, and proceed to play sweet melodies.
"Said sweet melodies will most likely lure these way-layers and purloiners into a stupor, for the Crumhorn is renowned for its soporific melodies. This shall present you, as the noble gentleman victim, with a chance to call the local member of the constabulary, who shall rap them across their palms and give them a good talking to.
"Safe in having done your duty to your local area of existence by bringing the lower elements of society to justice, you may then proceed to return your walking stick/Crumhorn to a groundward position, return to your brisk stroll, and tip your hat to all the grateful ladies whose intricate little conversations you will surely be the subject of.
"Congratulations! Just by being in possession of a mobility-enhancing device that doubles as a spreader of tunes and general merriment, you have managed to gain the admiration of your entire Carlton Club, and are at leisure to select certain ladies to give good seeings-to over the course of the week."