Something you thought was painful but wasn't

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Stuntcrab

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IxionIndustries said:
Anal rape
Oho.. Sorry, bad taste.

Seriously though, getting bit/scratched/impaled by animals. For some reason, I can get bitten or clawed by cats, dogs, birds, lizards, whatever-the-fuck, and I won't be pained in the slightest..

Only when I'm handling them though. If a gerbil bites me through a cage, it hurts like a ************ for some reason.
How do you get impaled by an animal? also if you were impaled you should be dead right?
 

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Game4Fun said:
IxionIndustries said:
Anal rape
Oho.. Sorry, bad taste.

Seriously though, getting bit/scratched/impaled by animals. For some reason, I can get bitten or clawed by cats, dogs, birds, lizards, whatever-the-fuck, and I won't be pained in the slightest..

Only when I'm handling them though. If a gerbil bites me through a cage, it hurts like a ************ for some reason.
How do you get impaled by an animal? also if you were impaled you should be dead right?
She [http://1websurfer.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/impaled-woman.jpg] survived.
 

IxionIndustries

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Game4Fun said:
IxionIndustries said:
Anal rape
Oho.. Sorry, bad taste.

Seriously though, getting bit/scratched/impaled by animals. For some reason, I can get bitten or clawed by cats, dogs, birds, lizards, whatever-the-fuck, and I won't be pained in the slightest..

Only when I'm handling them though. If a gerbil bites me through a cage, it hurts like a ************ for some reason.
How do you get impaled by an animal? also if you were impaled you should be dead right?
 

jeejvebe

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Shaving my head without any of the plastic-"things" on.

..no I really can't explain it better than that.
 

Rylot

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Got hit in the head with a discus, I wasn't knocked out. Everything just kinda went swimmy but didn't hurt. It only started hurting later, couldn't eat anything but soup for a week.

knumpify said:
getting shot.

didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. was warm and kinda hurty, I felt like walking it off, if it wasn't in my leg.
My friend got shot and said the same thing, though he couldn't walk it off on a count of being paralyzed from it.
 

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Hmm, in the last school year there was an incline next to the stairs (short stairs btw) with rails (like the kind on stairs) on it to accommodate the handicapped people, I liked to swing down those rails instead of using the stairs. Then one time I messed up and immediately fell down, I was scraped up pretty badly, it looked like you could see my muscles, I guess it did hurt a little but not much. Another thing is that in the same year I liked to jump down every step of the stairs, once on the last staircase I messed up and ended up falling flat against the stairs and sliding down, which oddly enough, didn't hurt at all.
 

thenoblitt

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broke my right arm, the bone broke and twisted all the way around, i pretty much just walked off the pain, still had to go to the hospital though
 

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Getting a shot, getting cut with a sharp object, and anything else that could be considered as "just a flesh wound".
 

Jamieson 90

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I once nearly had my index finger cut off with a combat knife when I went to stop the knife from stabbing me, all I remember seeing is a lot of blood but it happened so fast and the knife was so sharp I didn't feel a thing, I guess the nerves got cut before you can feel the pain.
 

.Ricks.

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Getting my ear pierced. Thought it would hurt but nah, couple of hours later... oh boy..
 

runnernda

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I broke my wrist when I was 13 and didn't realize it was broken until three weeks later. Also, I've banged my head hard enough to concuss, but didn't realize it was that bad until my eyes started to unfocus and I started forgetting things.
 

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I did read somewhere that large wounds often hurt less than smaller wounds for whatever reason.

I typically walk around outside barefoot. When I step on a thorny stick, it god damn hurts. The other day, I got a great big cut by running into some wire, didn't even notice it until I looked at it.
 

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thiosk said:
Game4Fun said:
IxionIndustries said:
Anal rape
Oho.. Sorry, bad taste.

Seriously though, getting bit/scratched/impaled by animals. For some reason, I can get bitten or clawed by cats, dogs, birds, lizards, whatever-the-fuck, and I won't be pained in the slightest..

Only when I'm handling them though. If a gerbil bites me through a cage, it hurts like a ************ for some reason.
How do you get impaled by an animal? also if you were impaled you should be dead right?
She [http://1websurfer.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/impaled-woman.jpg] survived.
Ok but about an animal impalement?
 

Stuntcrab

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IxionIndustries said:
Game4Fun said:
IxionIndustries said:
Anal rape
Oho.. Sorry, bad taste.

Seriously though, getting bit/scratched/impaled by animals. For some reason, I can get bitten or clawed by cats, dogs, birds, lizards, whatever-the-fuck, and I won't be pained in the slightest..

Only when I'm handling them though. If a gerbil bites me through a cage, it hurts like a ************ for some reason.
How do you get impaled by an animal? also if you were impaled you should be dead right?
Nice reference that made me laugh
 

xavi

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Started gauging my septum before it fully healed...that day. Didnt feel a thing...let's just say the next month was pure torture.
 

Mr.Mattress

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Cavity Drilling/Filling, though the Novocaine probably caused it to not hurt. Then when the numbness went out of my mouth... The pain was crazy as hell!
 

kurupt87

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Circumcision. Oh, wait, no, that really hurt. That's definitely something you want done when you lack the ability to form a long-term memory.

Accidentally stapling my work to myself while distracted. It stung but was funnier than it was painful. I rarely get injured, I am careful in what I do in order to avoid pain, I don't like it.
 

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Jaywebbs said:
ffkiller82 said:
Ok we all had this moment once you get hurt but it didn't make you feel pain. One time I had was when I dropped a knife the size a an elephants a**hole but I only got a big cut but in all it didn't hurt so tell me have you had something you thought was painful but wasn't?
How do you know how big an elephant's a**hole is?

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