Something you would have written on a T-shirt.

[Wondermint13]

As the title suggest.

If you could have -anything- written on a plain ol' T-shirt, what would it say?
Whether you have seen it before or thought of it yourself
Something about you? Something funny? A belief maybe?
You may include one picture

So?

Mine would have to be quite simply "Fuck Ye"

 

[Sticky Squid]

If you are reading this you owe me a taco.

 

[KalosCast]

"Help I'm trapped in a sweatshop"

And then I'll tell people I found it in a pile of different novelty t-shirts and that was the only one like it but luckily it's in my size and isn't that so weird?

 

[Ice Car]

"Get a life? I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!" (Overused quote so there's probably one for it already...)

or...

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT."

Free cookie for anyone who knows the quote...

 

[me.vicky]

PLZ
GET
EGGS,
MILK
?

If you know what this is, then you are the master of Homestar Runner trivia. I would LOVE to have this on a shirt!

 

[j0frenzy]

I have been talking about getting a shirt printed for forever that says, "Who is Andrew Ryan."
My girl friend was talking about getting me a leather jacket with the words, "Born to Troll" written across the back in pretty letters and sequins.

 

[Count Igor]

Knock Knock Moesacra!

Then, on the back,
"Who's there?"

 

[Plurralbles]

I don't like shirts that have words on them. Even the brand name onthe shirt is something that I'd rather avoid, but it's pretty much impossible in that case.

Anyway, I guess, "Stop reading my boobs"

 

[ramboondiea]

you can never have enough wood
rape is my anti-drug
OI! face is up here
advertisings are everywhere nowadays eh?. (then have a pepsi logo on the back)

 

[emeraldrafael]

Oh.... I'd have to quote Mark Madden
The flyers symbol, nothing but a swastika with wings

Then have an appropriate picture to accompany.

Or just a plain emerald Green T shirt with a sword pointed down that looks like the broadsword I'm getting, with the letters S on the left side and the A on the right side on the back.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I would probably want some kind of a movie, anime or a online show reference as the quote.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

'It's only funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious.'

I do already have this though, so it's kind of cheating.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

It should say "don't you dare fucking cut in front of me" on the back, and "God damn old people..." on the front. I'd wear it in bus queues.

 

[Stammer]

PLZ
GET
EGGS,
MILK
?

lmao, when Homestar's texting Marzipan's answering machine.

I'd get something like "Never argue with an idiot, they'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

Mine would be...

"Legends of the Laugh"

And I'd have the faces of George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor and Billy Connolly over the caption.

On the back, it'd have Bill Hicks' famous "It's Just a Ride" skit printed out.

 

[OutcastBOS]

The word Chillin
then a snidely wiplash moustache
Like a villian

 

[The Human Torch]

"I am a monster-truck that walks like a man!"

Good old Yahtzee quote, me like.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me."

I actually have a shirt that says that so I guess that doesn't count, it's still funny though.

 

[Dirkie]

"Couldn't print it on my chest, so I used a shirt"
or
"My brother is a jacket"