Something you would have written on a T-shirt.

[Stammer]

"I am a monster-truck that walks like a man!"

Good old Yahtzee quote, me like.

lol I actually like that one.

 

[xDarc]

I have herpes.

 

[smearyllama]

Speaking of T-shirts, I have one with Nikola Tesla on it, with the caption "SCIENCE".
It's sweet.
I also have one that says "I void warranties", that I got from Microcenter.

OT: "THEN WHO WAS PHONE?????"

 

[Discord]

"Nobody knows im a Furry =^.^="

I love to have a shirt with a Wolf on it smileing that says

"I'm a Tail man"

 

[Popadoo]

'I'm in trouble - Please recommend this message!'
That would be awesome.

 

[Easton Dark]

Renegade is Red

Paragon is Blue

Assuming Direct Control

This Hurts You


Friends would get it instantly and not say a word to anyone who asked.

 

[wildpeaks]

"I aim to misbehave"


Preferably on a skinny women shirt ^^)

 

[The Funslinger]

"I don't have time for OCD. I'm too busy washing my hands."

 

[tomtom94]

"Also, I can kill you with my brain."

Preferably with a picture of Summer Glau and the Firefly logo...but trademarks are a *****.

 

[jaoblia]

MONDAYLICIOUS. Cookie for the referance.

 

[DasDestroyer]

1. BUY SHIRT
2. PRINT MESSAGE
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

 

[Reed Spacer]

Make the Internet a better place; punch a troll today.

 

[Chrono180]

"Get a life? I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!" (Overused quote so there's probably one for it already...)

or...

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT."

Free cookie for anyone who knows the quote...

Those snickers commercials? "Eat a Snickers, become president" or something like that?

OT: Edward Cullens, impaled on a pike with the caption "THE SPARKLING ENDS NOW!"

Or maybe "DRACULA IS NOT AMUSED!"

 

[Reed Spacer]

"Get a life? I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!" (Overused quote so there's probably one for it already...)

or...

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT."

Free cookie for anyone who knows the quote...

Advance wars.

I'll take chocolate chip.

And milk.

 

[NLS]

I usually buy (and print my own) t-shirts without text. Some t-shirts become just bad jokes when you put text on them.

 

[Mr Montmorency]

Words on a shirt!

 

[Ice Car]

"Get a life? I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!" (Overused quote so there's probably one for it already...)

or...

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT."

Free cookie for anyone who knows the quote...

Advance wars.

I'll take chocolate chip.

And milk.

*gives cookie*

 

[Rekrul]

Next level tshirt slogan maneuver!

 

[Reed Spacer]

"If you're reading this, I've just wasted five seconds of your time."

 

[Solo-Wing]

"Yes Mom, I know the credit card is only for emergencies but she was HAWT!"
And what Demetri Martin would do:
"Person"
Nice having things labeled.