Something you would never EVER do...no matter what!

[Lavi]

have sex with a man. i would rather kill myself.

THAT! Also I'll never suicide.

 

[Sonofadiddly]

If someone offered me a trillion dollars to vote for Sarah Palin, I wouldn't do it. But I would do it to save a loved one.

Come on, we all know she'd only get 1 or 2 votes maximum... just kidding. She seems very popular, but I think I'd like to smack her upside the head, and many others too

I think her popularity is waning.

I would pay a lot of money for the chance to smack Palin upside the head.

New topic: What would you give for the chance to smack Palin upside the head? One million dollars? One hundred million dollars? Your first born child?

 

[Timotei]

Read through every page of My Immortal.

I gag after 3 sentences on a good day.

 

[the_bearpelt]

For humanity? That's a lot harder to answer. Way too complex, so I'mma skip it.

Money? I would never go against my principles for money. I recently found out that I've been in a position to do just that and have never once felt tempted to do that.

In general, something I would never do is let a rapist go free. I'm not saying that have to die, but they have to be isolated from the rest of society for the rest of their life. (This is assuming, of course, that the accusation of being a rapist is true. I'm not getting into THAT argument.)

 

[MoeTheMonk]

Well, I'll never vote for Obama.

Okay, well maybe I could be convinced if the lives of my family were on the line, but it would be under VEHEMENT protest.

 

[Pegghead]

Well I probably wouldn't get on Alf Stewart's bad side.

Or hurt a loved one.

Or lie in the middle of the road in front of my school masturbating whilst singing about nilla wafers.

Or get strapped to an atom bomb.

Or go to bed with a crocodile.

Or get strapped into a clockwork orange style chair and play Mass Effect.

 

[King of the Sandbox]

My list of things that I will never, under any circumstances, do, if I have any say in the matter:

1. Eat eggs.
2. Take a human life.
3. Text like I am a lazy illiterate.
4. Play anything even remotely related to Shaquille O'neal (again).
5. Rape anyone.
6. Enjoy horror movie remakes.
7. Homosex.

 

[pyrosaw]

Do meth
read a magazine(oops, broke that one)
eat beans
Do coke
Do Heroine
Do Jessica Simpson(Worst drug of them all)

 

[pejhmon]

Watch/read Twilight *shudders at the thought*

 

[blankedboy]

have sex with a man. i would rather kill myself.

Don't you think that's a bit extreme? This is coming from a bi person, but y'know... you would actually rather die?

For me, it's definitely killing an innocent person.

"Zorc, did you forget our anniversary...again?"
*laugh track*
"I was too busy destroying the world!"
*laugh track*
"I've slaughtered millions!"
*laugh track*

Cookie for the reference.

 

[Kollega]

I would never ever consider things like raping someone, eating babies, murdering innocent bystanders, anything of that nature. My moral standards are pretty "mainstream".

have sex with a man. i would rather kill myself.

What are ya, some kinda homophobe?

 

[HT_Black]

Vote conservative. Or murder a family member. Or sexually assault someone. Or cause [grevious] bodily harm to a child. Or abuse my wife. Or randomly step out on her. Or link someone to ED's "kittens" page.

Actually, I'm just joking-- I've already done that last one before.

have sex with a man. i would rather kill myself.

Don't you think that's a bit extreme? This is coming from a bi person, but y'know... you would actually rather die?

For me, it's definitely killing an innocent person.

"Zorc, did you forget our anniversary...again?"
*laugh track*
"I was too busy destroying the world!"
*laugh track*
"I've slaughtered millions!"
*laugh track*

Cookie for the reference.

Yu-gi-oh Abridged, season 2, Bakura to Zorc in a joke segment of 'The Bakura Show'.

Now gimme.

 

[Sharkosauros]

I woud never go to church . EVER

 

[alrekr]

follow a religion

 

[drosalion]

pretty sure for a trillion dollars i would do anything

 

[blankedboy]

Vote conservative. Or murder a family member. Or sexually assault someone. Or cause [grevious] bodily harm to a child. Or abuse my wife. Or randomly step out on her. Or link someone to ED's "kittens" page.

Actually, I'm just joking-- I've already done that last one before.

have sex with a man. i would rather kill myself.

Don't you think that's a bit extreme? This is coming from a bi person, but y'know... you would actually rather die?

For me, it's definitely killing an innocent person.

"Zorc, did you forget our anniversary...again?"
*laugh track*
"I was too busy destroying the world!"
*laugh track*
"I've slaughtered millions!"
*laugh track*

Cookie for the reference.

Yu-gi-oh Abridged, season 2, Bakura to Zorc in a joke segment of 'The Bakura Show'.

Now gimme.

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It's a bit small, but it's a cookie nonetheless.

 

[Zorg Machine]

For a trillion dollars? I wouldn't kill myself.

For a loved one? I wouldn't kill them.

what if your loved ones were going to get killed and needed a trillion dollars to survive?

What it they had been bitten by a zombie?

for a trillion dollars? I would never lose one of the five senses.

For a loved one? I would never commit genocide.

To improve humanity? I would never eat a large bowl of carrot soup. (just thinking about it makes me want to throw up)

 

[Polaris19]

Listen to 50 Cent....

 

[Zeromaeus]

I would and will never kill myself, kill my family members, burn a book (any book), or devote myself to evil entities from beyond the void (except maybe Cthulhu).