Sometimes comedy writes itself.....

[Woodsey]

Oh dear fucking God, I just Googled goatse.

Excuse me whilst I burn out my eyes.

 

[Verlander]

Hehe, it took me a minute.

For all wondering, goatse is NOT a spelling error.
Although the fact that most people here don't get it makes me wonder what they actually use the internet for. Seriously? Why don't you know all of this pointless stuff?

I'm worried if that's what you use the internet for

I didn't get it, and am happy in the ignorance.

 

[MasterRyan]

I don't get it.....

i dont get it

Join the club. What's your shirt size?

1, when will i get it?

When you lose some weight, we don't have that size

We don't have that size.

Ps. Hope you can tell the first sentence was a joke

Damn, what about a two?
Ps. Yeah easy to tell XD

 

[drbarno]

Oh dear fucking God, I just Googled goatse.

Excuse me whilst I burn out my eyes.

can you hand me the brain bleach after you've finished. I did the same thing.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I feel sorry for all the people who Googled goatse to figure out what the hell OP is on about. Though I haven't seen it myself. Honest.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

I gotta admit. I did NOT make that connection when I saw the cover... But... Yeah...

 

[MasterRyan]

I don't get it.....

i dont get it

Join the club. What's your shirt size?

1, when will i get it?

When you lose some weight, we don't have that size

We don't have that size.

Ps. Hope you can tell the first sentence was a joke

Damn, what about a two?
Ps. Yeah easy to tell XD

We only have 93.

Ps. I just had to say it so I won't get put on probation.

Damn! do you have baseball caps, or free handguns, or at least a cooler full of fizzy drinks?

 

[imnot]

Wheres it say it? I cant see god dam it!

 

[Summerstorm]

Hmpf... i still don't connect that. Just because the hands hold an O? Is that similar enough? Can we ever use "O"'s without consequences?

Meh... no laugh from me.

 

[ajemas]

Why is that funny?

It's Goatse, a shock site online. Hmm, how do I put this delicately; so as to avoid getting banned. Well, do you see the man in the picture holding that "O"? Well, imagine that the "O" is a certain... orifice on the human body. That's Goatse, a picture of a man doing that. I DO NOT recommend doing an image search on this one, lest you become scarred for life.

 

[Wardnath]

You think that's bad?

Look at the start of Triptykon's "Shatter" video.


/thread

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Why is that funny?

It's Goatse, a shock site online. Hmm, how do I put this delicately; so as to avoid getting banned. Well, do you see the man in the picture holding that "O"? Well, imagine that the "O" is a certain... orifice on the human body. That's Goatse, a picture of a man doing that. I DO NOT recommend doing an image search on this one, lest you become scarred for life.

I know what it means, the picture is so subtle that I'm pretty sure the joke doesn't exist.

 

[zHellas]

I don't get it.....

i dont get it

Join the club. What's your shirt size?

1, when will i get it?

It looks like Goatse, which is a shock video of a guy stretching his anus. Like REALLY wide.

 

[esperandote]

OP, get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I'm really surprised hardly anyone gets the joke.
I read your words first, then looked at the picture and laughed, I don't know if I would have got it if you didn't state it first. I think it's one of those... "I don't get it...?" *someone explains it* "Oh yeah! Hahahaha!"
As for similar things, I can't think of anything right now, but I'm sure there's dozens. I'll have a look around and post something if I find it.

 

[Staskala]

Whoa I totally forgot Goatse even existed, it's really unexpected that people still reference it.
Sadly it was never very clever or funny to do so.

 

[AzrealMaximillion]

Oh dear fucking God, I just Googled goatse.

Excuse me whilst I burn out my eyes.

hah, I "wiki"d it. No pictures if it there. My eyes are safe.