Song with lyrics that make NO sense.

[Camarii]

This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us - The Sparks
I think there is some sort of red thread in it, but I can't find it.

 

[repeating integers]

The lack of any lyrics from Yes makes me amused. Allow me to enlighten you.

A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace
And rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace
And achieve it all with music that came quickly from afar
And taste the fruit of man recorded losing all against the hour

And another:

I'll be the roundabout
The words will make you out 'n' out
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving thru the sound and in and out the valley

The music dance and sing
They make the children really ring
I spend the day your way
Call it morning driving thru the sound and in and out the valley

Great songs, but I swear Jon Anderson's mind is made of acid.

And let's not forget one of my favourite Beatles lyrics (for the wrong reasons):

Because the world is round it turns me on
Because the world is round...aaaaaahhhhhh

Well, ain't that an interesting fetish!

 

[Ragnarok185]

"Good to conquer evil, lies to fight the truth"
"are any of us really only saints or sinners"
"or is it always RED VS BLUE"

 

[thylasos]

Everything Beck's ever written. Some Zappa.

 

[nbamaniac]

Just listen to this..


I now invoke the right to end this thread

EDIT: Oh here's the lyrics for those who are too lazy to load the vid.

Oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa ?. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, chacarron, chacarron, chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?
Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, chacarron, chacarron, chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, chacarro,, chacarron, chacarro,, chacarron, chacarro

 

[Lilani]

-snip-

Many things by Nightwish. I mean, some parts make sense, and it all sounds very deep and epic, but not all of it comes together to make much sense.

The end

The songwriter?s dead
The blade fell upon him
Taking him to the white lands
Of Empathica,
Of Innocence
Empathica
Innocence

The dreamer and the wine
Don't work without a rhyme
A widowed writer, torn apart by chains of Hell

One last perfect verse
Is still the same old song
Oh Christ, how I hate what I have become

Take me home

Getaway, runaway, fly away
Lead me astray, to dreamer?s hideaway
I cannot cry ?cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
Forgive me,
I have but two faces
One for the world,
One for God
Save me
I cannot cry ?cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world

My home was there and then
Those meadows of heaven
Adventure-filled days
One with every smiling face

Please, no more words
Thoughts from a severed head
No more praise
Tell me once my heart goes right

Take me home

Getaway, runaway, fly away
Lead me astray, to dreamer?s hideaway
I cannot cry ?cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, the whore for the cold world
Forgive me, I have but two faces
One for the world,
One for God
Save me
I cannot cry ?cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
Whore for the cold world
Whore for the cold world

Sparkle my scenery
With turquoise waterfall
With beauty underneath
The Ever Free

Tuck me in beneath the blue
Beneath the pain, beneath the rain
Goodnight kiss for a child in time
Swaying blade my lullaby

On the shore we sat and hoped
Under the same pale moon
Whose guiding light chose you
Chose you all

"I?m afraid. I'm so afraid.
Being raped again and again and again.
I know I will die alone.
But loved.

"You live long enough to hear the sound of guns
Long enough to find yourself screaming every night
long enough to see your friends betray you.

"For years have I been strapped unto this altar
Now I only have three minutes and counting
I just wish the tide would catch me first
And give me a death
I always longed for"

Second robber to the right of Christ
Cut in half - infanticide
The world will rejoice today
As the crows feast on the rotting poet

Everyone must bury their own
No pack to bury the heart of stone
Now he's home in Hell, serves him well
Slain by the bell, tolling for his farewell

The morning dawned upon this altar
Remains of the dark passion play
Performed by his friends without shame
Spitting on his grave as they came

Getaway, runaway, fly away
Lead me astray, to dreamer?s hideaway
I cannot cry ?cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, the whore for the cold world
Forgive me, I have but two faces
One for the world,
One for God save me
I cannot cry ?cause the shoulder cries more
I cannot die, I, a whore for the cold world
Whore for the cold world
Whore for the cold world

"Today, in the year of our Lord 2005,
Tuomas was called from the cares of the world
He stopped crying at the end of each beautiful day
The music he wrote had too long been without silence
He was found naked and dead
With a smile in his face, a pen and 1000 pages of erased text"

Save me!

Be still, my son
You're home
Oh when did you become so cold?
The blade will keep on descending
All you need is to feel my love

Search for beauty, find your shore
Try to save them all, bleed no more
You have such oceans within
In the end
I will always love you

The beginning

 

[The87Italians]

I don't even think Eddie Vedder wrote lyrics for this song, he just kind of rambles along the whole time.

 

[BiscuitWheels]

One of my all time favorite songs, and I can understand the refrain and maybe two or three other words. Michael sang like he had a mouth full of mash potatoes sometimes. It's a credit to their craft that I love the song anyway.

Spoiler

 

[Smertnik]

Alanis Morissette's Ironic. Not one single thing she mentions is ironic. But then maybe the title is self-referential.

 

[The Rascal King]

Red Hot Chili Peppers and Lil Wayne are the worst offenders of all time

 

[Shilefin]

System of a Down's Vicinity of Obscenity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-If2r9ENQfA

There have been speculations about the meaning, since SOAD likes to have interpretative songs, but come on.

 

[Jazoni89]

This fits this thread perfectly.


The lyrics are so strange, and rather rubbish, but this song is strangely addictive for some odd reason.

 

[PanYue]

Someone already posted it buuuuut just to prove his point:
El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron /topic

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q

 

[Dectomax]

Not entirely relevant, but...

Spoiler: Tik-Tok

"Wake up in the mornin feelin like P diddy"

How does one feel like P. Diddy? What does Sean Combs feel when he wakes up? Besides, I thought he was just "Diddy" now. Or maybe Puff Daddy again.

"Got my glasses I'm out the door gonna hit this city"

Ah, so in this verse one can say Ke$ha reveals her metaphorical nearsightedness. Perhaps we are all nearsighted, blind to details, blind to others. Or, I presume, she's putting on those stupid Kanye West glasses. What are those anyway? What do they do?

"Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"

Oh my.

"Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't comin back"

First, five lines ago she said she just woke up. Did she time warp to night? Also, one can assume she's not coming back due to the bottle of Jack she just drank, and probably will be in a drunk accident. Not drunk driving though. She seems like a Vespa girl.

"I'm talking - pedicures on our toes, toes"

Well, toes are implied with pedicures. It's not like you're going to get manicures on your hands, hands.

"Trying on all our clothes, clothes"

Why is this repeated? Emphasis? Besides, I thought she left for the night (and ain't comin back).

"Boys blowing up our phones, phones"

What can this mean? Is it possible to transmit a virus that will physically explode Ke$ha's iPhone?

"Drop-talking, playing our favorite CDs."

What?? First she woke up, then she left for the night. Now she's listening to CDs?

"Going to all the parties, tryin to get a little bit tipsy"

Okay. Ke$ha is confused and depressed, if all she does is go to parties and tries to get drunk for no reason. It sounds like something a Nic Cage character would do, as long as it's a Cage film where he's not treasure hunting or his face is aflame. Note, it is not reflected in the transcript but Ke$ha does not say "tipsy" but instead "TEEEIIUUUUOOOPPPSSY."


"Don't stop, make it pop"

What? Make what pop?

"DJ, blow my speakers up"

Well, that's even more hazardous than the exploding phone problem she seems to have.

"Tonight, imma fight"

With whom Ke$ha? YOUR INNER DEMONS?

"Till we see the sunlight"

Ah. You are fighting to stay awake and not your inner demons. yet. I'm sure in that fight to not pass out drunk, demons will arise.

"Tick tock, on the clock"

That is what clocks do...

"But the party don't stop, no"

Oh, Ke$ha! You woke up drinking Jack, going to an eternal party is a straight route to alcohol poisoning.

"Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh"

I have nothing. This is literally yodeling.


"Ain't got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer"

Again, I feel you should care about alcohol poisoning or, possibly, paying for this beer. That seems like an issue that will arise.

"Ain't got no money in ma pocket, but I'm already here"

Okay, Ke$ha just mooches. No one likes her, she's just there.

"And now the dudes are linin up cause they hear we got swagger"

First, the word is swagga. If you listened to any rap (or rap-ish) song ever, it is ALWAYS "swagga." Say the not real word right. Second, why? I think theyre lining up to take you to AA. This is a problem Ke$ha.

"But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"

What? What? This woman does not know who Mick Jagger is. She is getting him confused. Mick Jagger looks like an old wallet that someone jumped into a pool with.

"I'm talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk"

...what can I say? Ke$ha lives in 2003.

"Boys trying to touch my junk, junk"

EXCUSE ME KE$HA? NO. NO. WOMAN ANATOMY NEVER, EVER, GOES BY JUNK. JESUS GOD!

"Gonna smack him if they're getting too drunk, drunk"

You should goddamn talk Ke$ha! You WOKE UP drinking Jack Daniels! It's less smacking, and more "swatting" in the sense you look like a cat.

"Now, now - we goin till they kick us out, out"

Okay, now I feel bad. This woman has a stutter. She says words repeatedly for no reason. I mean, initially I thought emphasis, but no. Theres no reason "out" needs to be said twice

"but the police shut us down, down, police shut us down, police shut us - down"

Ah, so there is justice. Now just keep her off the street and-

"Don't stop, make it pop"

Why is she still here? She should be handcuffed to a bench.

"DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight, imma fight, till we see the sunlight"

Just... no. Ke$ha is going to be found in an alley. The police ruined her life by not locking her up.

"Tik tok, on the clock"

Again what? It's not like it says "tiCk toCk" on a clock. That's like saying "bow wow on the dog."

"But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)"

God, please end it. She's yodeling again.

"you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yea, you got me"

What??? When did this become Madonna? What the hell is this?

"You build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up"

Okay, I guess I can get used to this. At least it doesn't make me feel like I need to take a shower.

"Now, the party don't start til I walk in..."

What- OH MY GOOOD NOOOOOOOOO!

"Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, imma fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh (x2)"

I guess she wanted to hammer that point in again. I have nothing else that can be possibly said.

You, good sir, are a genius! Thank you for making me laugh - you have no idea how much I needed that!

 

[101flyboy]

80% of today's pop and rap music.

 

[repeating integers]

80% of today's pop and rap music.

No, those lyrics usually make sense. It's just that most of them are about the same thing.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

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This guy is the king of rapping shit. It sounds good still, but I get the feeling he's just writing down whatever the fuck comes into his head.

 

[CulixCupric]

See also 'I am the Walrus'

Spoiler: I am the Walrus Lyrics

I Am The Walrus lyrics
Songwriters: Mccartney, Paul; Lennon, John;

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly, I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Mr. City policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row
See how they fly like Lucy in the sky
See how they run, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying

Yellow matter custard
Dripping from a dead dog's eye
Crabalocker fishwife
Pornographic priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
You let your knickers down

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
Waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come you get a tan
From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
G-goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide, I'm crying

Climbing up the Eiffel tower
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna
Man, you should have seen them kicking
Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman
They are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob
G-goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' goo
G-goo goo g' joob goo

Juba juba juba
Juba juba juba
Juba juba, juba juba
Juba juba

actually, the beatles made the lyrics nonsense because they learned people tried to interpret the lyrics of their songs, and so made it nonsense as a way to say "Interpret this!"

 

[JokerboyJordan]

Just listen to this..


I now invoke the right to end this thread

Oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa ?. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

Chacarron, chacarron, chacarron, chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?
Ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, chacarron, chacarron, chacarron , ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus ,,,alsualsualualauusualulus ?

Chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron ,, chacarron, n? ,, chacarron, ,, aliluliron ,, chacarron, chacarron, aliluliron,,

Chacarron, chacarro,, chacarron, chacarro,, chacarron, chacarro

You absolutely win xD

 

[101flyboy]

80% of today's pop and rap music.

No, those lyrics usually make sense. It's just that most of them are about the same thing.

The subject matter is consistent, but I'm going to search some of these lyrics. Because although the subject matter is generally about sex, drugs, money or crime, the lyrics themselves are all over the place, usually just the same stock rhymes simplistic BS.