Sorry sir, but I can't take you seriously.

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mcnally86

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brandon237 said:
The title is relating to a teacher of mine, a science teacher. A new teacher who has not been the most knowledgeable science teacher I have ever had. During the first lesson he taught us, the lesson was on magnetism, he said that the cause of the auroras was "The magnetic field of the Earth bending the light[footnote]Yes, photons of light...[/footnote] towards the poles." For those who are not science students, think about the fact that it takes a black hole many times heavier than our sun to bend light like that. Couple this statement with his general level of confusion and number of self-contradictions and corrections, as well as his Arnold Schwarzenegger accent and I simply cannot take him seriously when he teaches.

Now to the point: Have any of you Escapees ever had a situation like this where, for some or other reason, you could no longer take some seriously? All the better if said person was a teacher / in a position of power over you.

Oh, and if anyone says they cannot take me seriously for the slight grammatical error in the title, I will kindly ask them to consume their own pancreas. It is there for effect damnit!
He's teaching you a more valuable lesson. Don't talk about your boss. There are plenty of people who point out things about the idiots in charge on facebook. Usually they get fired. Just grin and nod, laugh at his bad jokes, get an A.
 

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Been 2 years since secondary school, and my college teachers all knew what they were doing, so I can't really bring that many stories forward.

My PE teacher once called me John Mills (For the record, my name is Jack Miles. Now, technically, the first name is, and was on the register as, John, but comon, MILES! It's not uncommon!)

Oh, and they also once did an inter-house Cross Country in which they calculated the winning houses by the sum of the positions of the runners. Not average, the sum. And split by gender. We had about twice as many boys in our tutor group as girls. I still remember them getting really angry about how we were letting the house down and not trying hard enough.

Vrud said:
I had a college biology teacher discussing how the theory of spontaneous generation (e.g. mice erupt whole from unattended food) was prevalent in the far-off age of the SEVENTIES.
Read up on some creationist science; it's pretty prevalent (or at least, still claimed by some) now.

Esotera said:
Two creationists tried to argue that humans had life-spans of 700 years in biblical times due to the oxygen concentration being much higher back then, and this had the effect of permanently being inside a hyperbaric chamber. It didn't help that me and my friends were drunk at the time.

And one of my friends once thought that cutting sections of DNA involved using really tiny microscopic scissors.
It's been theorized that the apparent longevity of historical and mythical figures is due to the change in primary time periods for expressing age from days to (lunar) months to years. The time periods changed, but the words didn't. So when we look back at text from times when people measured age in months, they seem to have lived 12 times longer. And when they look back, it's about 30 times.

Just don't ask me for a source.

Also, I've seen the viruses used analogized to scissors a fair few times, so it's understandable. It's not like you can't pickup molecules with (optical) tweezers.
 

KouThan

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The teacher that was teaching us computer programming thought that C is an objective programming language (is not) and also that hard drives are optical data storage devices. Also see didn't know anything that was not written in the book.
 

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Quaxar said:
Stall said:
Uh, he's kind of right. It's a bit of a simplification, but he's right...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurora_%28astronomy%29

Auroras result from emissions of photons in the Earth's upper atmosphere, above 80 km (50 miles), from ionized nitrogen atoms regaining an electron, and oxygen and nitrogen atoms returning from an excited state to ground state. They are ionized or excited by the collision of solar wind and magnetospheric particles being funneled down and accelerated along the Earth's magnetic field lines; excitation energy is lost by the emission of a photon of light, or by collision with another atom or molecule:
I think you misunderstand something there.

The solar wind consists of particles, not photons, though emitted by the sun. These particles are relatively slow, taking weeks to reach us (compared to about 8 min. for light) and are ionized so they can get caught in the magnetosphere.
The "emission of photons" only happens up there at the poles where the charged particles give off photons. I think I won't get into detail here, but it is the solar particles that get bent and then emitt light related to the kind of elemental atom they are.

Anyway, I had this math/physics teacher once that had no idea what she was talking about most of the time, that managed to almost electrocute herself in an experiment and was so stupid people would just get their tests back, correct them and tell her she made a mistake there.
I kid you not, at times there were ten people at her desk at the same time with the same stuff. All of them got more points/better grades out of it...
I sorry I just have to do this lol
 

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We had an english history teacher who was so convinced that Britains atrocities in their colonies were acceptable and are overly villainized , but blasted the French for their business in Algeria and Vietnam.

I asked to be switched out of the class. Of course he never cared for me, and I certainly didnt care for him.
 

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Mine is another evolution one from another forum (not to add the wealth of evolution topics and posts popping up around here lately or anything).

The topic of evolution came up in a thread and while some were explaining that evolution is pretty much proven to occur at this point, one guy was asking if they'd proven evolution in a lab. Except he didn't mean simple things like observing the mutation of a virus under a microscope. He meant recreated the evolutionary history of the human race in a lab. After someone else explained without much detail that that is impossible, the guy made the comment that he doesn't buy evolution because it seems much of it is as much faith based as creationism. I made a fairly detailed post explaining why re-creating the evolutionary path of an entire species in a lab is impossible, as well as clearing up some of his misconceptions about the evidence for evolution that's out there, and even capped it all off with some recommended reading if he was interested since it was clear he didn't have more than the most basic understanding of the topic.

His response was essentially "TLDR." Considering this was a guy I actually held some amount of respect for before this discussion, I can't really take anything he says seriously now. I don't have a problem with someone being ignorant, but I do have a massive problem with not wanting to do anything about it.
 

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kebab4you said:
During the first programming course I took my teacher was a believer of näcken(water spirits according to google translate) and he also never showered.

GrimTuesday said:
There was a Biology teacher I had my sophomore year who, at the beginning of the evolution unit stated that we had to remember that this was all unproven and the bible was more likely to have answers as to how humans came into being. I called her an imbecile and left the class. Had she kept her religion out of the classroom, it would have been fine, but the second she said that, I stopped being able to take anything she said seriously[footnote]with the exception of things I already knew were facts or were in the course book[/footnote].
WAIT, when did it become legal to bring religion into school? As far as I know if you even mention who you support politically you will get fired instantly.
It's only illegal in a couple countries. And even there, its not illegal in a religious school.
Ah shows what I know, it really shouldn't be legal to teach outside a school that doesn't straight out say it´s religious.
 

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I had an English teacher in high school who confessed that she was a pretty shitty speller on the first day. Things just kind of went down hill from there. She also had trouble pronouncing the word "halibut" and thought that a Fender Stratocaster was a roller coaster. Things went smoother when I learned to tune her out and just read the book on my own time.
 

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Sure, I can't take most people with facial piercings seriously ( talking nose rings, snake bite piercings) or guys that wear skinny jeans, or anyone that has to interject words from a foreign language into a sentence that are not in the English dictionary.
 

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My science teacher one year was a creationist. Would make up any bullshit situation to go "It's just a theory".
 

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There was this student in high school. Last class day forever before graduation.
Sitting in religion class when the teacher just decided to let us throw questions at her while she tried to answer them.

Most were bs questions that we all got a joke from, until one girl opened her mouth.

"Do people that believe in abortion go to hell? Because it's wrong and it kills babies?"

Jesus Freaking Christ, why did she have to do that and send a happy and joking environment straight to the dumps. Even the teacher had the WTF face and tried to answer it as nicely as possible in the no category. I'm pretty sure it was obvious what I thought of the question when my face repeatedly hit the desk.

I've met some pretty bad religious bias, but come on.
 

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My 9th grade history teacher told us that Atlantis is located in the Gulf of Mexico. Because of that, the US is the only country in the world that has tornados.
 

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There is a teacher in my school notorious for sometimes showing up in class with a hangover and generally not giving a fuck, which might sound cool but has adverse effects on the performance of the students (my friend had to revisit EVERYTHING that the teacher should have taught him because of his "never-give-a-fuck" attitude).
 

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I was in Foods class and made a Red Cake with a Yellow Hammer and Sickle on it.
Ooh! Did you divvy up the cake at the end, giving each student an equal piece?
 

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My current algebra professor told us she was bad at math, and then went on to prove it by messing up pretty much every question she wrote on the board for us. And I mean even just copying numbers wrong between steps. I don't know if she really just doesn't get that she's messing it up, or is doing it on purpose so that we have to correct it and end up learning more. But I kind of doubt it could be that since she also treats us like kindergarteners. On the second day of class we learned "where the numbers live on the number line", for crying out loud.