South Park season 13 is out, tell us your fave SP moments

[Obsessive_Monkey]

The Entire "Make Love Not Warcraft" Episode.. Even if you don't play WoW.. it's golden.
and.. by far.. the funniest skit i have ever seen..
Episode where Stan's Dad is on Wheel of Fortune...
"People who annoy you" N * G G E R S

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Cartman playing Silence of the Lambs in his basement.

'It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...'

 

[crepesack]

hmmm.... i would go with
"Wanna get high?" from towelie
"No, YOU'RE a towel" from towelie
"OBAMA YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND" from stans dad lol
"How can you kill that which has no life?" WoW episode

"Oh my science!" go god go
"So this is evolution, a bunch of fish started having babies and one fish had a retard baby that that crawled onto land and became a retard frog fish, and that retard frog fish had butt sex with a squirrel and made some kind of retarded monkey fish and that retarded monkey fish had a baby and that made you, so in the end you are all the retarded spawn of a monkey frog squirrel fish."

 

[Damien the Pigeon]

I can't think of my favorite, because there are so many. I do like the "Pan-Demic" episode where they

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have guinea pigs act as giant monsters, and Stan's dad keeps saying "I'm...so startled!"

 

[Hippobatman]

The three Imaginationland episodes.

Cute and murderous woodland creatures ftw.

 

[NinjaSkills]

"OH MY GOD! Ozzy Osbourne bit Kenny's head off" "You bastard"

hmmm.... i would go with
"Wanna get high?" from towelie
"No, YOU'RE a towel" from towelie
"OBAMA YOU SO FINE YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND" from stans dad lol
"How can you kill that which has no life?" WoW episode

"So this is evolution, a bunch of fish started having babies and one fish had a retard baby that that crawled onto land and became a retard frog fish, and that retard frog fish had butt sex with a squirrel and made some kind of retarded monkey fish and that retarded monkey fish had a baby and that made you, so in the end you are all the retarded spawn of a monkey frog squirrel fish."

These too

 

[SirSisyphus]

"Congratualations, John Edwards! You are the new Biggest Douche In The Universe!"

::begin song with a extreme close-up of John Edwards' face:: "here he is, the biggest douche in the universe. Yes it's true...there's no bigger douche than you. You have become...the pinnacle of douchedom. Good goin', douche. You're dreams have come true"

 

[CrafterMan]

Well if you don't like it.. you can GUHHHH EOUT!

XD ahh that episode rules.

 

[Hyperactiveman]

These are some of my favorite quotes:

GOD DAMN MONGOLIANS... I'LL GET YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DOOOOO!
OH WELCOME TO CHITTY WOKK CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER PLEASE!
SUCKI SUCKI 10 DOLLAR OH BOY ME WUV YOU LONG TIME!
NOW DON'T GO OFFERING THE SOUL $3.50 WOMAN!
HEY LOOK ERIC I GOT SHOE!
CHINPOKOMON YOU GOT TO BUY IT YOU GOT TO BUY IT!

 

[SimuLord]

Cartman's speech to Scott Tenorman over the chili is the single greatest speech in the history of animation. Yeah, I went there.

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No, really. Watch it. It is that awesome. [http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/104191]