Soviet Russia Jokes

[zagazsano]

Anyone got a good Soviet Russia joke? The only one I can think of is:
In Soviet Russia, Vodka drinks you!

 

[SteakHeart]

In Soviet Russia, you are more awesome than Xandus117!

 

[Shapsters]

In soviet Russia, you do not make multiple repeat topics, multiple repeat topics make YOU!

 

[FalloutForever]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, In Soviet Russia Poem Write You.
In Soviet Russia Burger Eat You.

 

[Jedamethis]

In Soviet Russia, you tell Anubis to get the fuck out or be eaten!

 

[Timotei]

In Soviet Russia, meme kills you.

 

[badgersprite]

In Soviet Russia, Mass affects YOU!

 

[Toty54]

In Soviet Russia, Russia Soviet in.

 

[ravensshade]

in soviet russia desu says suiseiseki

 

[Cassidy129]

In Soviet Russia, Final Fantasy is fun

 

[BlackJack47]

In Soviet Russia, Final Fantasy is fun

Epic, but your gonna get a wailing from the FF fans

 

[Cassidy129]

All I have to worry about is a boring JRPG and its oversized swords

 

[Timotei]

All I have to worry about is a boring JRPG and its oversized swords

In Soviet Russia, quote system doesn't know how to use you.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

All I have to worry about is a boring JRPG and its oversized swords

In Soviet Russia, quote system doesn't know how to use you.

In Soviet Russia, a winner is Suiseiseki IRL.

In Soviet Russia, porn watches you!

 

[Cassidy129]

All I have to worry about is a boring JRPG and its oversized swords

In Soviet Russia, quote system doesn't know how to use you.

In Soviet Russia, quote police doesn't prosecute me for not quoting.

 

[Timotei]

All I have to worry about is a boring JRPG and its oversized swords

In Soviet Russia, quote system doesn't know how to use you.

In Soviet Russia, quote police doesn't prosecute me for not quoting.

In Soviet Russia, bad rebuttal comes up with you.

 

[Mr.logic]

in soviet russia chuck norris still beats your ass.

 

[Cassidy129]

All I have to worry about is a boring JRPG and its oversized swords

In Soviet Russia, quote system doesn't know how to use you.

In Soviet Russia, quote police doesn't prosecute me for not quoting.

In Soviet Russia, bad rebuttal comes up with you.

In Soviet Russia, high horse sits on you.

 

[badgersprite]

In Soviet Russia, blog fails you!

In Soviet Russia, video tubes you!

In Soviet Russia, website Googles YOU!