Soviet Russia Jokes

[demoman_chaos]

What are your favorite Soviet Russia jokes?
Example:
In Soviet Russia, you do not drive car, car drives you.

One I like is, "In Soviet Russia, field plows you."

 

[Subzerowings]

In Soviet Russia, the law breaks you!

Spoiler: Huzzah for imagery!

In America, you have the right to bear arms.
In Soviet Russia, you have the right to arm bears.
Take that TheRightToArmBears!

 

[the_pleasure_is_mine]

In soviet Russia. President assassinate you!

 

[Valkyira]

All Soviet Russia jokes are stupid. They are not funny and they are way over used.

Sorry to be a dick, but I hate them with a passion.

 

[Frequen-Z]

All Soviet Russia jokes are stupid. They are not funny and they are way over used.

Sorry to be a dick, but I hate them with a passion.

That's fine, because in Soviet Russia, joke hates-

nope. I'm with you on this one. I might have laughed at a couple back when they were new, but now they're just annoying and tired.

 

[Sicram]

There's a crapload of them which I find funny, one of the funniest I know is TF2 related; In soviet russia, cart pushes you!

Also...

In soviet russia, chair sits on you!

 

[MarsProbe]

"In Soviet Russia, dragon summons you."

It's not my favourite (I don't think I could say I have a favourite) but it's the only one that springs to mind.

 

[Wintermoot]

in kapitalistic America they have presidents on money
in soviet Russia we dont have money!

in soviet Russia job finds you!

in soviet russia TV watches you!

in soviet russia we have two TV channels one is propaganda the other is KGB agent telling you to watch other channel

in soviet russia internet logs on to you!

 

[nairb1582]

In America, you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, party finds you!

 

[Queen Michael]

In America, Yu-Gi-Oh! In Soviet Russia, Oh-Gi-You!

 

[Irode]

In Soviet Russia, swing door swings YOU!

In Soviet Russia, bus rides YOU!

and my favorite

In Soviet Russia, bottle (of beer) smashes YOU!

 

[imnot]

In soviet Russia Russia live's in you!
i just made that up on the spot, go me!

 

[Deathsong17]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
In Soviet Russia,
Poem writes you.

In Soviet Russia, head bangs you!

 

[Jark212]

In soviet Russia:

Spoiler

 

[busterkeatonrules]

Hey, look what I found!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.122587-In-Soviet-Russia-Jokes

(I don't mean to be a jerk or anything, just thought I'd point it out.)

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

In soviet Russia, banks rob you... Oh wait.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

My personal favorite:

[image/]http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0901/in-soviet-russia-zero-soviet-russia-demotivational-poster-1231296210.jpg[/IMG]

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[Enemy Of The State]

In Soviet Russia, Football kicks you!

In Soviet Russia, Dog walks you!

In Soviet Russia, Cows eat YOU.

 

[101194]

In America, You vote for President,

In Soviet Russia, President Vote for you.