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Mr.Mattress

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In Soviet Russia, Dispenser Saps Spy!

In Soviet Russia... People live normal lives with nothing out of the ordinary. The only difference from that country and any other country is the language, temperature, and political and economic systems set in place.

In Soviet Russia... it no longer exists, and neither do you!
 

kintaris

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Hm, I clicked here expecting to find Soviet Jokes, but seems there's just the one, over and over and over.
 

DeadPlatypus

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In Soviet Russia, love give bad name to you! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ]
A joke between me and my friends.
 

Serioli

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In Soviet Russia hammer bans...uh, ban hammers....

In Soviet Russia n000bs pwn you?

In soviet Russia joke gets you?

In soviet Russia internet searches you?

In Soviet Russia game loses you?

In Soviet Russia some joker ninja's you? Wait, that always happens...
 

TheLefty

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(As quoted from the kid that sits next to me in band)

In Soviet Russia, trombone plays you!

Or, taken to another level.

In Soviet Russia, trom bones you!.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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In Soviet Russia, horse rides cowboy!

In Soviet Russia, Your mom isn't the subject of many unfunny, stupid jokes.
 

itblobboy

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in soviet Russia, YouTube gets addicted to you!
in soviet Russia, you freak out illusions!
in soviet Russia, you annoy soviet Russia jokes!
in soviet Russia, you PWN shoop da whoop! (i think i am the first person who made that up!)
in soviet Russia, corn eats pacman!
in soviet Russia, your house falls on trees!
in soviet Russia, you rob banks! (its like they are robbing you more you rob banks -_-)
in soviet Russia, baby has woman!
in soviet Russia, lights turn YOU on!
in soviet Russia, you scare bloody Mary!
in soviet Russia, walls write graffiti on you!
in soviet Russia, graffiti will be misspelling's you looking up how to spell phorphiti for half an hour to figure out its spelled graffiti!
in soviet Russia, you claw cats!
in soviet Russia, food eats you!
in soviet Russia, bills pay you!... wait, now i want to go to Soviet Russia...
in soviet Russia, phone calls you!
in soviet Russia, you make comedians laugh!
in soviet Russia, comment reports you!
in soviet Russia, T.V. watches you!
in soviet Russia, money works for you!
in soviet Russia, diseases catch you!
in soviet Russia, joke tells you!
in soviet Russia, these are not way to many really cheap jokes that kinda suck!