Spam, spam, spam....

[smearyllama]

No, this isn't a complaint about Captcha or spambots.
This is just a thread about spam.
A discussion, if you will.

Do you ever click on the links to see what the bots are actually advertising?
Do you ever get really interesting spam?

Personally, I rarely get any serious stuff.
My inbox contained, for awhile, some news from the Horn of Africa, which I don't recall ever really showing any tremendous interest in. Other than that, the only spam I see is the occasional bot here and on Cracked.

Go ahead and share your stories!

 

[Sassafrass]

I do on here when they pop up, mainly as I've got a fairly decent anti-virus. Still doesn't stop me running checks after though, just to be sure. XD

As for email ones, never really bother to check. I don't really want a 13 inch dick, thanks. Nor do I want Canadian meds. XD

 

[lacktheknack]

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Sorry.

Um, no, I don't pay attention to spammers. I have a good adblock and don't click the crap in the local adbot bits.

The weirdest spam I remember ever getting was something about the Queen of England wanting to come to my house...

 

[Valagetti]

Do you think my girlfriend looks whory in this dress . I personally as a non-bot think this is too reveiling, what do ya think?

 

[Uber Evil]

I never get spam, so yay me I guess!
Also,

Maybe he is the source of this spam!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

The grammatical errors always intrigue me. It's amazing how we've come far enough technologically to have spam bots...but not quite far enough for them (or their programmers) to have a full grasp of the rules of spelling, grammar, etc.

As for the food, I find it tasty.

As for the Monty Python sketch I found it funny the first couple of times though not quite as funny as the Mattress Store sketch.

 

[mitchell271]

Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spammity spam, the wonderful spam
SHUT UP
oh, i love monty python

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Nor do I want Canadian meds. XD

But we have some good stuff man! It'll set your mind free, man!

OT: I just plain ignore it. Never click the links.

 

[Sassafrass]

Nor do I want Canadian meds. XD

But we have some good stuff man! It'll set your mind free, man!

Dude, last time I had Canadian Meds, I ended up being roofied by a moose.
And it ain't purdy after, believe me.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Hardly get it, don't know why, I don't even think my email has that good spam filters.

Do you think my girlfriend looks whory in this dress . I personally as a non-bot think this is too reveiling, what do ya think?

That SAME spambot has been prowling the Escapist for weeks now.

 

[Blow_Pop]

I like spam. Its good fried-...wait different kind of spam......

umm *checks her spam folder* I get a lot of ads for viagra and cialis ._. then again i don't look at spam folders much so....

as far as the bots on here i report and move on.

 

[the spud]

"Excuse me, but my are name is bycbysaiusc, and I have passionate vibrators, think you will it love, follow the link."

I don't mind them, they have great comedic value.

 

[trooperpaul]

I once got a "Nigerian Prince" e-mail, but Yahoo wouldn't let me save it, and it was a widow from Djibouti.

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

I love them. They're hilarious, but I never get any spam. Kinda disappointing.

 

[smearyllama]

Do you think my girlfriend looks whory in this dress . I personally as a non-bot think this is too reveiling, what do ya think?

I've clicked those links a few times.
Nothing really interesting.

 

[mega48man]

I DON'T LIIIKE SPAM!!!

i'll eat your spam dear, i love spam!

 

[Nigh Invulnerable]

Nor do I want Canadian meds. XD

But we have some good stuff man! It'll set your mind free, man!

Dude, last time I had Canadian Meds, I ended up being roofied by a moose.
And it ain't purdy after, believe me.

The moose aren't the ones to worry about. Beavers on the other hand....

 

[Lunar Templar]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdpsfBsN_Dg

surprised no ones gone for this one yet, and yes i was disappointed this isn't abut 'Stuff Posing As Meat'