Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[TheMadTypist]

And in one fell swoop, all drives toward solar energy were halted.

Now, what happens if someone sues her for her property causing skin cancer?

 

[jojolagger]

I propose that we form a raiding party, walk over to Spain, pillage, and claim the sun in the name of the internets. All in favour state so in an obvious LotR reference!

You have my Sword. (No really, I'm trained in the use of most medieval weapons)

 

[Fanboy]

Okay, so she owns the sun. I say we send her there.

 

[Vynai]

I shall claim ownership of the milky way.

 

[Vynai]

I propose that we form a raiding party, walk over to Spain, pillage, and claim the sun in the name of the internets. All in favour state so in an obvious LotR reference!

You have my Hax!

 

[Devil's Due]

Well you just threatened America's energy supply.

Yeah, have fun with that.

HAH! Good one!!

As for the thread, I would link a facepalm, but I'm trying to get over my face-palming habit for stupidity. On another related note: I claim ownership over Jupiter, so that I may fly it into the Earth should this woman actually ever begin taxing us.

 

[neilsaccount]

*snip*

I have an idea, why doesnt she just go to the sun and try planting a flag, or better yet build a damn house? I think we'd all be better off...

 

[AvsJoe]

And in one fell swoop, all drives toward solar energy were halted.

Now, what happens if someone sues her for her property causing skin cancer?

If I get skin cancer, I am going to sue her for ownership of the Sun and immediately donate it to science.

 

[escapist_wolfand]

Zomg..she wants to take over the sun...the earth won't survive without the sun
SHE WANTS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
*Bison: OF COURSE!*

 

[Chamale]

If someone has melanoma, can they sue her for running the Sun?

If someone is blind from looking at the sun, can they sue her?

Can the Inuit sue her for discrimination?

 

[Raykuza]

And thus began the Great Solar War. For centuries nations and factions battled for unattainable control of the heavenly body to which ALL LIVING THINGS OWE THEIR LIVES. Millions upon millions died in this, the most pointless of wars.

 

[0p3rati0n]

 

[Whoatemysupper]

She can't own the Sun. The Sun belongs to only those who can incite the ancient scripture and call forth, Ra no Yokushinryu.


I would just like to claim ownership of this reality.

So anyone in this reality owes me a Reality Tax.

Due to my claim to the oblivion surrounding and including this reality, I exempt myself from this tax and create my own exhorbitant tax.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Stupid *****, I don't use the Sun, I live in my basement with my Xbox!

 

[samaugsch]

That's it. I'm claiming ownership of the Internet.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

This just in: Spanish Woman is a Douche.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I hope she doesn't actually expect anyone to take this seriously.

 

[samaugsch]

That's it. I'm claiming ownership of the Internet.

i think al gore beat you to it

Dammit, I forgot >_>. In that case, I'm taking ownership of the Spanish woman.

 

[duchaked]

um...well, I claim ownership of Earth's air...sooo pay up!