Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[MR T3D]

what an attention whore.

 

[Exocet]

Without further ado,I'm going to claim ownership over dinosaurs and all other awesome shit on this planet.
ALL YOUR AWESOME ARE BELONG TO ME! And I'm going to tax you like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Comrade_Beric]

I have no problems with this. I don't go outside during the day, my electricity comes from a non-solar power plant, and I'm pretty sure my food hasn't been sun-grown natural since 2006...

 

[Snor]

she can have it if she plants a flag on it now shoo crazy Spanish woman
also she will be accountable for all sunburns and other sun related injuries + she will have to do maintenance!

 

[Hristo Petrov]

I claim ownership on all the world's lava all that sweet hot molten goodness is mine and you can't have any

 

[NuclearPenguin]

I am not stupid

BAHAAAHAAAHAAHAHA!

Its cute when mental people try to look intelligent.

Reminds me of "The Tell-Tale Heart", constantly reassuring themselves that they are intelligent and sane.

 

[Knusper]

I would like to lay claim to the atmosphere of the Earth, the Moon, Io (one of Jupiter's moons), and all Dark Matter in existence. My legal claim is as good as anyone else's. I did it first. I own it. Any arguments? No? Good. I will never tax these things because I'm not fucking retarded.

dammit, I was going to claim ownership to the atmosphere... can we share, please?

 

[Khada]

she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun

But wait a second, wouldn't that just be taxing literally every non-aquatic organism on planet Earth?

nearly all marine life rely on the sun as well, only those few creatures who live on the sea floor near active volcano/fault line thingies who are able to convert sulfur into energy dont need the sun(as far as we know)

 

[Korolev]

Let her try.

 

[AldirTK]

You see? This is just the Spanish wanting to take gold from Sun-adoring civilizations again.

THEY NEVER CHANGE.

 

[Comrade_Beric]

You see? This is just the Spanish wanting to take gold from Sun-adoring civilizations again.

THEY NEVER CHANGE.

At least she isn't offering us any blankets this time >_>

 

[TheAmazingHobo]

You know what ?
I think it´s cute.
The simple fact that there is a person out there, who is naive, oblivious and innocent enough to believe this could work just warms my heart.
Especially the part where she wants to use the money to end world-hunger ^^

 

[Fuloqwam]

All right! Now I have someone to sue when I get sunburn!!

 

[Oneirius]

she can have it if she plants a flag on it now shoo crazy Spanish woman
also she will be accountable for all sunburns and other sun related injuries + she will have to do maintenance!

I don't know about maintenance, but if in the end they are going to get rid of her by charging her a million billion dollars for constantly giving everybody skin cancer, I am going to laugh out so loudly they will hear it from Alpha Centauri.

 

[T-Bone24]

I'm actually quite surprised that an action movie hasn't used this plot yet. It's like Lethal Weapon 2: Diplomatic Immunity. It's all legal, yet it's not. This woman is an evil mastermind.

 

[Evilsanta]

Crazy people are crazy.

People never cease to amaze me when it comes to to stupid shit...

 

[Rakkana]

Right fine... I'll pack my bags for Alpha Centauri.

 

[Kenko]

She didnt think of it first. What a dumb moron. Everyone has thought of it, but no1 was dumb enough to do it. Can Spain just have that moron executed by bullet to the head ?