Spanish Words/Sentences

[RavingPenguin]

The only thing I remember from spanish class it, "Tengo el grande caca en mi pantalones." or something to that effect, bonus points if you know what it means.

 

[esperandote]

LOL to most of what has been said

something that will turn out usefull

¿Como se dice "[some word]" en español?
How do you say "[some word]" in spanish?

Hola/Hello
Adios/Good Bye
Sí/Yes
No/No
Presente, Aqui/Here (when checkin assistance)
Gracias/Thanks
De nada/You're welcome
Salud/Bless you(when some one sneezes)
Mañana/Tomorrow
Ayer/Yesterday
Tarea/Homework
¿Puedo pasar?/May i come in?
Wey/Dude

you can ask me whatever you want to know.

 

[Calobi]

Yo tengo gato feo en mis pantalones.
I have an ugly cat in my pants.

Spelling is wrong I think. It's been some time.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Soy mas intelegente que todos en la clase.
I am the smartest in the class.

Cuando soy bebir mas chelas, me duele en el stomago.
When I drink lots of beer, my stomach hurts

Que esta, tu oigas? Yo oigo rios rados en la noche!
What is that, do you hear it? I hear strange noises in the night!


Figured I'd throw an obscure one in there.

 

[Clashero]

Only about 10% of the posts are actually gramatically correct. Some made me laugh.

Here's a few:
Mi nombre es = "My name is"
Me llamo = "I'm called..."

¿Dónde está la/el...? = Where is the...? Use el/la depending if what you're looking for is a female noun or a male noun. That's important. You need to memorize what gender EVERY SINGLE NOUN is. A window is female, a fan is male, a guitar is female, a hat is male.

Also, learn the difference between estar and ser (both mean "to be", but "estar" usually refers to a state, something that changes, while "ser" is for things that are more permanent. "Eres linda" means "You're pretty (all the time)", while "Estás linda" means "You look pretty (today))

And your teacher will teach you that the second person pronoun is "Usted", or "ustedes" for plural.. Remember that "usted" and "ustedes" is formal (except in Latin America, where, while "usted" is formal, "ustedes" is the regular second person plural). Most countries use "Tú", except Argentina, which uses "Vos", and Spain, where the plural of "You" is "Vosotros".

Let me warn you now: You'll be eating the corners of your books learning all the verb tenses.

Well for what situation? Give us a little more to work with here.

Yeah, this.

Hello
hola

Comó estás?
How are you?

Depends on who you're talking to, estas is for a friend or someone close to you, esta is more formal and for say, talking to your manager or something.

Y tu?
And you? (used after above)

Donde está el cuatro de baño?
Where is the bathroom?

Tú muy bonita
You are very pretty (to girl)

No verb here, I understand that sometimes people like to skip those, but it sounds odd without the "eres"

Va a me carra
Go to my car (car might not be spelled right)

It's vaya, vaya is a command or an order. If I say "go to my car" and I'm ordering you to do it, I use vaya. Va would be "He goes to my car" or "He is going to my car."

I'll take your word on that one.
Me no comprende espanol mucho.
All you need to know really.

"No me comprende mucho de Espanol". Or "No me comprende Espanol bien." would be better.

And yeah, he's right, vayas/vaya/vayamos(vayamonos)/vayad(vayaos)/vayan is the correct form.

"No entiendo/comprendo mucho Español" is correct.

 

[Vim-Hogar]

Fijaré el fuego a su abuela- meaning "I will set fire to your grandmother"- comes surprisingly handy.

also necesito means I need, comer means to eat, agua means water, and doctore (not sure how to spell it) means doctor.

"Doctor" in Spanish is "doctor", conveniently enough. You just have to pronounce it Spanishly.

(However: if you specifically mean a medical doctor, that would be "médico". Their title would still be "Dr.", though.)

 

[Davey Woo]

Qui siera un Cerbeza por favor?
Could I have a beer please?

Hola me llamo
Hello my name is

Cual es tu profession?
What is your profession? (job)

That's about all I can remember. It's been about 2 years since I had Spanish class.

EDIT: No wait.

Puedes repetit en Ingles.
Please repeat in English.
This one should come in handy.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Well for what situation? Give us a little more to work with here.

Yeah, this.

Hello
hola

Comó estás?
How are you?

Y tu?
And you? (used after above)

Donde está el cuatro de baño?
Where is the bathroom?

Tú muy bonita
You are very pretty (to girl)

Va a me carra
Go to my car (car might not be spelled right)

Cara is face. It can also mean expensive (example: Esta camioneta (truck) es muy cara.) You are very pretty is "Tu eres muy bonita (or hermosa, which means beautiful.) You don't need to use "cuarto" (room) when asking where the bathroom (bano is good enough).
Sorry if I sound like a language Nazi.
No entiendo lo que dices (I do not understand what you are saying). Que hora es? (what time is it?) Buenos dias (good morning) Buenas noches (good night).

 

[Broady Brio]

Puta

Say that to every woman you know. *Puts thumbs up