Special Types of Hell

[chromewarriorXIII]

There's many special types of hell. Hell for noobs, Hell for people who use quick-time-events, etc. Now it's time to come up with your own special type of Hell. I'll start.

A Special Type of Hell for: People who complain about QTEs.

How to go to this Hell: If you are like Yahtzee and love to tell the world how much you hate QTEs then chances are you will end up here.

I want to see who can come up with the best/funniest Special Type of Hell.

Sorry if this has been done before, a search came up with nothing.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I believe in Sniper hell.

Sniper hell is where all the annoying Snipers from TF2 go. They are punished for eternity in the fiery pits of CP_Egypt. They will constantly target medics who are about to deploy ubercharges. Right before they can snipe them, the medic always ducks behind a rock, forever tormenting the snipers. Spies will constantly backstab them and they will be burnt by pyros.

This is their punishment for making the game unplayable on certain occasions.

 

[teisjm]

A special place in hell for people who whine excesively about imbalance in games

No matter what they try to do in that hell they'll get nerfed within a week

 

[Booze Zombie]

A special kind of hell for twelve year olds who play 15+ rated games and use microphones.

You'd be forced to play games with pink ponies, unicorns, flowers and love. Your mouth would also be stapled shut.

 

[a stranger]

I believe in Sniper hell.

Sniper hell is where all the annoying Snipers from TF2 go. They are punished for eternity in the fiery pits of CP_Egypt. They will constantly target medics who are about to deploy ubercharges. Right before they can snipe them, the medic always ducks behind a rock, forever tormenting the snipers. Spies will constantly backstab them and they will be burnt by pyros.

This is their punishment for making the game unplayable on certain occasions.

i guess im going to that hell
but back to topic there will be a special little hell for hackers am them and there infinte ammo and infinte health and you know where there go to the in thier hell they are going to relive all the hacks they did forever *thunder*

 

[Thegoodfriar]

I prefer the ironic punishment areas. Hmmm, now apply that to tea-baggers.

 

[Hazy]

My idea of Special Hell: Everywhere I go triggers a Random Encounter... or ten.

 

[sms_117b]

There's a special place in hell for the people who decide to release a good game during exam season.

No I won't wait until my exams are done, I've been waiting for it! Oh great now I have to complete it in no time or else I'll never get any revision done.....I may have side tracked there.

 

[Snugglebunny]

Special hell for people who have already seen movies, then go back to the theater to see them again and loudly vocalize what happens next!!!! They should be forever forced to watch Snakes on a Plane over and over and over for eternity!!!

 

[SharPhoe]

A Hell for: people who claim that all fighting games are nothing but "button-mashers."

Broken glass, nails, and other assorted sharp objects will be glued to all buttons on a game controller, and the person in question will be tied down while a fighting game is played on a screen in front of them. The person "playing" does so by smashing the spiked-up controller into the victims face for every attack until they win (which is unlikely to happen). If it does, they simply switch games and start the process over again.

 

[CoverYourHead]

A hell for developers that leave an ending of a great game with obvious leads to a sequel... and never make one. I'm looking at you development team of Star Wars: Republic Commando.

I can't think of a punishment severe or ironic enough.

 

[Bobkat1252]

I believe in Sniper hell.

Sniper hell is where all the annoying Snipers from TF2 go. They are punished for eternity in the fiery pits of CP_Egypt. They will constantly target medics who are about to deploy ubercharges. Right before they can snipe them, the medic always ducks behind a rock, forever tormenting the snipers. Spies will constantly backstab them and they will be burnt by pyros.

This is their punishment for making the game unplayable on certain occasions.

i guess im going to that hell
but back to topic there will be a special little hell for hackers am them and there infinte ammo and infinte health and you know where there go to the in thier hell they are going to relive all the hacks they did forever *thunder*

I'm going there too, see you there!

How about a special hell for those who complain and deride things that they have no idea about. There they can only watch as everything they hold dear is crushed and insulted by high pitched fan-demons.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

A Special Type of Hell for: People who complain about QTEs.

How to go to this Hell: If you are like Yahtzee and love to tell the world how much you hate QTEs then chances are you will end up here.

Eh, to me developers who overuse quick time events belong in a special hell themselves. It's not gameplay - it's either a cutscene where you punish players who sit back and try to follow the story, or a sequence that should be gameplay but isn't. It's just lazy. Not gamebreaking, but it doesn't make for an engaging experience. Why do you hate people who agree with Yahtzee in this regard?

Anyway, there should be a special hell for people who try to get their religion's beliefs taught alongside science in public schools. It would be called "the level of irony." Also, there needs to be a hell for pedophiles and people who talk in the theater.

 

[DJShire]

A special hell...reserved for child molesters...and people who talk at the theater

 

[Sewblon]

I would create a special hell for whoever invented regenerating health. They would be mangled and regenerated, forever.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

I believe in Sniper hell.

Sniper hell is where all the annoying Snipers from TF2 go. They are punished for eternity in the fiery pits of CP_Egypt. They will constantly target medics who are about to deploy ubercharges. Right before they can snipe them, the medic always ducks behind a rock, forever tormenting the snipers. Spies will constantly backstab them and they will be burnt by pyros.

This is their punishment for making the game unplayable on certain occasions.

yeah cause using a good strategy in order to win is such a bad thing. frankly you're just pissed cause they can easily defeat your awesome plan

it's much like saying "hey isn't that Bruce Banner over there and he's about to change into the Hulk? we should kill him" and then someone saying "oh no let him change it's much more feasible to try and stop the Hulk than it is wimpy Bruce Banner"

as for my i'm going to have to say there is a hell for anyone who designs tower pc cases, ie the ones you have on your desktop. why you may ask? well it's because they are completely annoying to work with and stuff is always in an idiotic place. rackmount cases are fine and i don't have an issue with them

oh and motherboard layout designers cause there's always something in the most stupid place

 

[Twilight_guy]

There's a special circle in hell reserved for people who complain about the free unlockable weapons in TF2. In this wondrous place they will be continuously be bonked by the sandman before quickly being knocked off a cliff by the Force of Nature and respanwed for another bonk and trip off the cliff.

There's also a special circle in hell for gaming elitists. That happens to also be Newbie heaven as well, by coincidence.

 

[Internet Kraken]

I believe in Sniper hell.

Sniper hell is where all the annoying Snipers from TF2 go. They are punished for eternity in the fiery pits of CP_Egypt. They will constantly target medics who are about to deploy ubercharges. Right before they can snipe them, the medic always ducks behind a rock, forever tormenting the snipers. Spies will constantly backstab them and they will be burnt by pyros.

This is their punishment for making the game unplayable on certain occasions.

yeah cause using a good strategy in order to win is such a bad thing. frankly you're just pissed cause they can easily defeat your awesome plan

it's much like saying "hey isn't that Bruce Banner over there and he's about to change into the Hulk? we should kill him" and then someone saying "oh no let him change it's much more feasible to try and stop the Hulk than it is wimpy Bruce Banner"

I was joking, obviously. I don't hate Snipers.

However, I do hate it when a bunch of people play sniper and huddle together on a map like 2fort. Then you die the second you expose one inch of flesh.