Special Types of Hell

[Yokai]

A special hell for the majority of Xbox Live players.
How to be eligible for damnation: It's quite simple. Be homophobic, ignorant, illiterate, and make boner jokes every time a girl logs on to the server. Also, be really excellent at whatever game you're playing so that no one can deliver the sweet revenge that they so crave.
Punishment would consist of: An alternate universe Xbox live where every other player on every existing server for every game ever made had the ability to kick any player they wanted at any time.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

A special circle in Hell for people in games who insist they are MLG/ put MLG in their names, then send you 20 messages in-game about how much you suck or how you're a glitching fag, all depends on how well they're doing. Same goes for people who think they're hot stuff because they're in some type of clan they started 5 minutes ago, could be classified as one group I suppose. Basically all morons in clans then?

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I'll just call this hell "English ************ do you speak it" in honor of Samuel L Jackson

How to get there: Repeatedly purposely slaughter the English language by saying words like "noob" and "lol" in verbal communication or typing like you're writing a script for "arby n' the chief"

What it consists of: One must read the dictionary cover to cover until they have completely memorized every word and the context that it's used in. Then one must do algebra for the rest of eternity so they can realize the situations where it's appropriate to mix letters and numbers.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

A special hell for those people who confuse their theres and their your's and other such grammar and spelling errors then just above that, a special hell for grammar nazis.

The hell for grammar nazis would have their vocal chords ripped out, and they would then be forced to watch the people from the former hell go about their daily business, which would consist of attempting to learn their language from one grammar nazi from above.A new nazi would be chosen every week. The classes are all day, every day.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Hell is simply a place where you're forced to listen to Nickleback and Daughtry duet the hits of Michael Bolton while Carlos Mencia and Dane Cook tell jokes for the rest of eternity.

 

[Simriel]

A special hell...reserved for child molesters...and people who talk at the theater

Ninja'd Shepard Book FTW! R.I.P Book

 

[rainman2203]

A special hell...reserved for child molesters...and people who talk at the theater

This. Firefly ftw.

 

[rockingnic]

Camper Hell... need I say more?
Hogger Hell. If you don't know what I mean, I mean a hell for people that take a weapon that's overpowered like a spartan laser or w/e and pretty much always makes sure he's the only one that'll use it. This is for the people on your team mostly who suck at using the weapon especially!

 

[TaborMallory]

When a rocket whore dies, he/she goes to the middle of a wide open field, surrounded by crack-shot snipers, and is given only an accurate weapon to defend themselves with. If he/she dies, they will spend the rest of eternity respawning and getting spawn-camped by said snipers.

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

A Special Type of Hell for: People who complain about QTEs.

How to go to this Hell: If you are like Yahtzee and love to tell the world how much you hate QTEs then chances are you will end up here.

Why do you hate people who agree with Yahtzee in this regard?

I don't hate people who hate QTEs I just thought it would make a good example.

Wow, I didn't expect this thread to get so many replies.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I believe in Sniper hell.

Sniper hell is where all the annoying Snipers from TF2 go. They are punished for eternity in the fiery pits of CP_Egypt. They will constantly target medics who are about to deploy ubercharges. Right before they can snipe them, the medic always ducks behind a rock, forever tormenting the snipers. Spies will constantly backstab them and they will be burnt by pyros.

This is their punishment for making the game unplayable on certain occasions.

Yes, this would be awesome, and truly pleasure my old and rotten soul.. hehe

 

[Hutchy_Bear]

Special hell for those who play music through their phones on the bus/train. Put some headphones in it ass!

They should be made deaf by listening to Peter Andre and Katie Price warble 'a whole new world.' on the highest volume.

 

[SardonicKyle]

People who choose assult rifles in COD4 and run whenever i have my pistol out.

You would be shot over and over again by a Desert Eagle, then you would be revived and shot again ( not in the head ) and the wait 5 minutes between each shot

 

[Grimm91]

A special kind of hell for twelve year olds who play 15+ rated games and use microphones.

You'd be forced to play games with pink ponies, unicorns, flowers and love. Your mouth would also be stapled shut.

My God how do we send people there? I have an entire list of those people.

 

[traceur_]

For people who talk in movie theaters.

You will be forced to watch terrible movies in a theater full of banshees who will howl for eternity and shush you with fervor if you so much as whisper.

For Stephenie Meyers

Standard eternal torture for you my dear.

 

[Gutrot Grimtoof]

A special hell...reserved for child molesters...and people who talk at the theater

I see what you did there my good sir,

There should be a special hell for people who shoot a man in the kneecaps, rather than shoot him dead.

 

[ExaltedK9]

I prefer the ironic punishment areas. Hmmm, now apply that to tea-baggers.

RAPED!

That's pretty clever.