spider-man is in your town But...

[gabe12301]

Spidey starts eating people because hes not just spider-man hes Marvel Zombies spider-man.He consumes the flesh of crime and he swings on his forearm veins instead of webs.When crime stops because everyones afraid of getting eaten he will get hungry and eat everyone.

Now what do you do?

 

[SwagLordYoloson]

Grab my boom-stick and hold out in the local casino

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Point him towards Manhattan and tell him

"They're the guys who had your Uncle Ben killed, murdered Gwen Stacey, fucked up your marriage to Mary Jane, let Aunt May live well beyond her natural age, and then turned you into this thing. For ratings."

"Bite them one for me."

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Go medieval on his ass. And by medieval I mean launch silo. And by ass I mean nukes.

 

[Slipperyjim8]

Sounds like the time i played "prototype"

 

[Jonluw]

Go to another town, I guess.

What? Do you mind my abandoning everyone else?

 

[Queen Michael]

Oh no! Our town is being threatened by Spider-man! How do I stop him? One word: Batman.

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Have a giant mech stomp on him.

 

[SonicWaffle]

Spidey starts eating people because hes not just spider-man hes Marvel Zombies spider-man.He consumes the flesh of crime and he swings on his forearm veins instead of webs.When crime stops because everyones afraid of getting eaten he will get hungry and eat everyone.

Now what do you do?

Meh, he'd be pretty easy to catch. It's not like my town has any buildings higher than three storeys, so he's got nowhere to swing to!

 

[Aurgelmir]

Point him towards Manhattan and tell him

"They're the guys who had your Uncle Ben killed, murdered Gwen Stacey, fucked up your marriage to Mary Jane, let Aunt May live well beyond her natural age, and then turned you into this thing. For ratings."

"Bite them one for me."

hehe Good one.

 

[Corpse XxX]

Spiderman is not bulletproof so no worries!

He is not really a SUPER superhero, he just a wee bit stronger and can shoot webs..

Luring him into a trap with crosspointed miniguns would end his days!

 

[LandoCristo]

I would worry, since Singapore is relatively crime-free, and full of skyscrapers. I guess I'd move away, nobody wants to live in a city with a zombie/spider/nerd.

 

[pyroburner]

invite him over to play The Beatles: Rock Band with you

Just the sound of The Beatles revert his zombie disease back to normal

 

[Ldude893]

Kill him. I hate spiders.

 

[Prince Regent]

I move.

 

[Mr Thin]

he swings on his forearm veins instead of webs

That's disgusting. Ew. Eeeew.

I'd let him eat me. There are worse ways to die than being eaten by a zombie Spider-man. Hell, maybe he'll even turn me in to a spider-zombie! That'd be awesome!

 

[eggy32]

Kill him like I kill any spider.... with bullets.

 

[gabe12301]

Spiderman is not bulletproof so no worries!

He is not really a SUPER superhero, he just a wee bit stronger and can shoot webs..

Luring him into a trap with crosspointed miniguns would end his days!

He's dodged miniguns before and also he's a zombie so the miniguns would have to get headshots even if they did manage to hit him.