Spider Man to start getting Unemployment Checks

[Guitarmasterx7]

Remember when comic books used to be about beating up bad guys and saving the world? I don't, because I've never read a comic book in my life, but I assume there was a time...

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

As much fun as spidey being a punching bag used to be, I'm going to just outright admit that I'm pretty damn sick and tired of all the crap he gets by now. I guess I just don't find it fun anymore, especially after One More Day or whatever it was called.

My bfs, a big comic nerds, response: Don't mention one more day! Demon ex machina.

After finding out why I have to agree, I'm not that big into comics as he is, that it is just overboard right now. It is as if Quesada is going out of the way to ruin spider man, and not just the franchise but by destroying the character itself. Everything that made the character happy has been recon, then all this extra pain added on top of it.

 

[Hypocratic Oath]

Stay spider man 24/7, use that persona to get endorsement deals, i'm sure alot of companies would want spiderman selling their crap

 

[ThatTallGuy]

Stay spider man 24/7, use that persona to get endorsement deals, i'm sure alot of companies would want spiderman selling their crap

Only problem with that is that you can't cut a check to Spider-Man. Too many people could just dress up and walk in demanding money.

 

[Brad Shepard]

[a href=http://www.cnn.com/2010/LIVING/worklife/03/01/spiderman.gets.fired/index.html?hpt=C2]Detailed Here[/a]

He's going to struggle with unemployment and trying to save the city while he can barely afford to keep a roof over his head," said Steve Wacker, Marvel Comics senior editor.
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Parker's work history includes photographer, assistant high school coach, science teacher and scientific researcher, according to his biography on the Marvel Web site. His education includes a college degree in biophysics and some postgraduate work in biochemistry.

So Peter Parker's continuing record of being life's punching bag continues. Thoughts?

um... dident Peter lose his job there every few days?

 

[VonBrewskie]

Take off the mask, forget love, and make the state pay 'im for saving everyone. That'd fix anyone's economic troubles.

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Spidey on the dole. I wonder if his spider sense can be attuned to new job listings on Craig's List...

 

[ace_of_something]

Will he one day be "Mr.Spiderman", stuck in an old folks home and needing a nurse to change his diapers?

For some reason when you said retired in Florida Rest home and I pronounced it 'mister. spiedermen'. Ya know like a... ummm... Hebrew name... I think I may have just made some kind of stereotypical comment.

 

[Tharwen]

Couldn't he just take a cut of the money he takes back from criminals? Not even the directly stolen stuff, but money from drug trade and stuffs. Then no innocent people lose out.