Spliced!

[capin Rob]

A seagull and an elephant.

Time to cover the world in shit.

This, my good sir, Is pure win.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Can I combine my DNA with that of a bear, a wolf, a gorilla, and a starfish? If not, just take my DNA out of that mix.

 

[dalek sec]

A seagull and an elephant.

Time to cover the world in shit.

I think you just won the thread good sir, awesome post!

For me it would be a Raptor and a chameleon, I think that would be fun to watch it hunt poor people I dump into it's cage.

 

[Spectrum_Prez]

I want to splice Sarah Polley into my life. That girl is crazy.
Oh wait, this is about animals?

 

[Riptide1]

pig and cow... then i will kill it for its meat and make a HAMburger... lol...

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

A giant squid and a mantis shrimp. Nobody would mess with giant Cthulhu tentacle shrimp-squids that can punch your face off with their fist-tentacles! And there'd be stingers and stuff too, and they could even see invisible crafts with their UV and infrared vision, so you can't hide. Also, they'd be intelligent.

Edited for anyone who doubts the Mantis Squid's power.

 

[HT_Black]

SHARKTOPUS.



Why? Because it's a SHARKTOPUS. If I have to explain it beyond that, your brain may be broken.

Runner-ups include:
Pigeonocerous
Bushbearby
Eagleech
Rabbitarantula
[s]Zebrella[/s]
Catgirl

 

[Parallel Streaks]

A Koala Bear and a Sloth. It'd be the most useless and hilarious animal on the face of the world.

 

[killaconcarnage]

A honey badger and a turtle

 

[Doitpow]

whale and a bat...
I miss what a cool game.

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

I would combine a girl and a cat...

Obvious reasons...

 

[Daaaah Whoosh]

How about we splice dinosaur DNA with the DNA of an obscure frog species with the uncanny ability to change gender when needed? Sounds like a great idea to me.

 

[Neuromaster]

I'd engineer a dog-sized black bear.

I want a house bear damnit! Would be so adorable.

 

[NeedAUserName]

How about we splice dinosaur DNA with the DNA of an obscure frog species with the uncanny ability to change gender when needed? Sounds like a great idea to me.

Yeah, and lets ship them of to one big island and let loads of them roam free. But not the dangerous ones. OK, the dangerous ones, just not the really dangerous ones...

 

[infested]

pufferfish/fugu, and the candairu fish if thats how its spelled.

 

[VicunaBlue]

How about a Cougar and a Pterodactyl? They would be the new family pet.

 

[Paksenarrion]

I would combine a girl and a cat...

Obvious reasons...

I just pictured a cat with human ears.

OT: A Cow-Bee-Sheep-Ox Hybrid. Imagine getting milk, honey, fleece, leather, meat, and a beast of burden all-in-one.

And they make their own food.

Beware of the Queen. Do not attempt to cow-tip the Queen.

 

[subject_87]

Shark and eagle. Hoo yeah.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I would combine a girl and a cat...

Obvious reasons...

I just pictured a cat with human ears.

OT: A Cow-Bee-Sheep-Ox Hybrid. Imagine getting milk, honey, fleece, leather, meat, and a beast of burden all-in-one.

And they make their own food.

Beware of the Queen. Do not attempt to cow-tip the Queen.

Well thats all well and good but theyre hardly going to help you rule the world. Now an anthrax/streptococcus hybrid on the otherhand

 

[Black-Volkan]

Woman and fox......when they see that in addition to the cat girl their whole bodies will explode