Spliced!

[capin Rob]

Oh. And I'd mix a Penguin and a Giraffe. Just because it would be an abommanation of nature

 

[Sneaklemming]

They made a movie about this called Splice where two scientists splice human DNA and animal, and basically end up creating a weird child. It's a very unnerving movie, which says more about parenting than anything else.

 

[Phantom_IEC]

A Barracuda and a Wolf, either way round you've got a pretty fercious pack animal that could kick most things arses... well except manbearpig...

 

[RatRace123]

A bull elephant and a chimpanzee.

So powerful, and so evil.

 

[ClassicJokester]

Beaver + Snake = ???

Yes, I have the mind of an 8-year-old. ^.^

 

[Glamorgan]

Sharkto...

SHARKTOPUS.



Why? Because it's a SHARKTOPUS. If I have to explain it beyond that, your brain may be broken.

Runner-ups include:
Pigeonocerous
Bushbearby
Eagleech
Rabbitarantula
[s]Zebrella[/s]
Catgirl[/QUOTE]
Damn.

Fine. A squirrel and something else big, so I could ride it.

[QUOTE=brumley53]i would mix a horse and a squirrel, but i would mix it so its just a giant squirrel that i can ride.[/QUOTE]

:/

I feel considerably less insane now.
Sigh. Fine.

Go, ABYSAUR!
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[KingTiger]

I learned my lesson from Bioshock....No splicing.

Damned Big daddies.

 

[Engarde]

Scorpion + Hummingbird.
Think about that for a minute.

Octopus + Chimpanzee.
Just for a good laugh.

 

[Dogstile]

Cat + Girl, then I would keep it as my housemaid.

Not for furrie fun time. But to really, really make all of my anime loving friends jealous. I've got what I want from someone completely human

 

[Morgue13-2]

Again, people, I don't know if your mummy bothered to explain this to you, but there is no "girl" DNA. There is a Boy chromosome, but there is no Girl DNA. Stop saying you would splice a cat and a girl together. Girl is a type of human. Look it up.

Dog and human, doggirls and dogboys and dog androgynes are hawt. Plus dogs are much more obedient than cats. Failing that, I'm with everyone who said gryphon, of the Sparrowhawk-felis domestis variety, because those would be a small manageable size.

 

[GrinningManiac]

A bear and a dog

I'd have a domesticated, naturally subservaint, friendly, child-safe pet BEAR

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

A bear a bat and a badger
GIANT ANGRY FREAKIN BEARBATGER WITH LAZERS!!!!

 

[infested]

pufferfish/fugu, and the candairu fish if thats how its spelled.

You heartless man, think of the penises!

A deadly spider of some variety and either a bear or wolf. Maybe throw some ape or dolphin in there for increased intelligence.

I would use it as a torture device for my prisoners while im taking over the world

 

[neoontime]

A cat and a rabbit, cabbit, the perfect cute pet.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Panther & Rhino.

The world would end as we know it.

 

[nuba km]

SHARKTOPUS.



Why? Because it's a SHARKTOPUS. If I have to explain it beyond that, your brain may be broken.
[/QUOTE]
I can to one better kraken and land shark it will be known as land krark.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

A human and a centipede...

Or maybe a cat and a bat.