Oh, fuck it. I'm going again.
Reznov was dead the whole time, and Mason probably killed JFK.
Cobb performed inception on his own wife a long time ago, which caused her to later kill herself.
Lenny actually avenged his wife a long time ago, and Teddy has been taking advanatage of his memory loss to sic on random criminals ever since. Also, Natalie is a *****.
Speaking of Natalie, she dies at the end of Black Swan.
Doug was on the roof the whole time.
It's secretly the Daleks. It's ALWAYS the fucking Daleks.
The Dream Lord is actually The Doctor, and both potential realities are, in fact, the same dream.
He turns into a prawn.
The Pandorica is empty, and all the Doctor's enemies constructed it as part of a trap for the Doctor. The Doctor is the most feared warrior the universe has ever seen.
Two planes collide over Albuquerque in Breaking Bad.
Jack dies. This applies to several different things, including Lost and Alias.
Sovrign isn't just Reaper tech, it IS a Reaper.
The Collectors are genetically altered Protheans.
Michael Scofield dies.
Nathan Hale dies.
Kratos dies...maybe.
There IS no Cintamanni Stone, it's all just resin...fossilized sap...From the tree of life.
The Gravemind is only pretending to be friendly, and betrays them. Twice.
Liam Neeson is actually a trained assassin, and the life he thought he had was actually just a fake persona. A fake identity to aid him and his fellow assassins.
Teddy was crazy the whole time, his wife killed their children, and Teddy killed her.
Aaaaaand that's all I got for now.
