Spoil me! (spoiler alert)

[Feralcentaur]

Justin Bieber is actually a girl!
It was Earth all along!
Tali dies in Mass Effect 3!
The Human race goes extinct!
And they all lived happily ever after!

 

[snyderman8910]

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The question is "What is six multiplied by nine?"

"Six multiplied by seven" 6*9=54

Everyone dies in the end.

Please tell me you're correcting him sarcastically.

 

[pspman45]

The good guys win

;.; WHY'D YOU RUIN IT??

 

[iamthelizardqueen88]

Anders is fucking insane

 

[iamthelizardqueen88]

Anders is a murderer...

fuck ive been ninja'd =(

 

[Jezzascmezza]

The Titanic sinks.

Sorry to ruin that shocking twist for you.

 

[little.09]

Michael Cera was an awkward teen in that movie.

and yet even as a straight man id tap that

 

[dagens24]

The flash-sideways is purgatory. Jack dies. Locke is the smoke monster.

 

[dagens24]

Leo is a patient of Shutter Island who's wife drowned her 3 kids and then he killed her. He refuses to believe this and creates a fictional world in his mind where he is a detective trying to figure out a conspiracy involving Shutter Island where he is being held.

 

[Scarynerd]

the sound from the adjacent room is actually coming from a deranged killer/alien/zombie/zombies/pre-twilight vampire/you get the point.

 

[j0frenzy]

They reach Earth and create a society of Cylon/Human hybrids that becomes our society.
Haven't even finished the new BSG series and I know that much.

Matt Santos gets elected president.
TOE is the fulfiller.
Gatsby dies.
The princess is in another castle and then makes a really lame joke.

 

[mike141]

shepard becomes friends with the geth to defeat the collectors

also, trish dies in infamous and cole gets all moody(fucking crybaby get over it)

lastly, phenotrans caused the outbreak in fortune city not chuck or tk(although he had a hand in it)

 

[Aleate]

42

The question is "What is six multiplied by nine?"

"Six multiplied by seven" 6*9=54

Everyone dies in the end.

There ya go. At about 10:45 if you don't wanna watch classic British wackeyness.

OT: You escape, just in time before the explosion reaches you.

 

[InnerRebellion]

Elene isn't pregnant.
Every Drake daughter died because of him.
The three Black Dragon smalls represent the Night Angels.

Please, at least one person, know what I'm talking about.

 

[Tearopenthelives]

Harry decides to go for the horcruxes, he succeeds in the end after he gives himself up to Voldemort,

Turns out Snape was actually a double agent ultimately placed to bring down Voldemort, in vengeance for killing Harry's mother, Snape was in love with her you see.

Voldemort kills Snape to become the master of the elder wand but it is ineffective as the elder wand's allegiance was taken from Dumbeldore given to Malfoy, whom, Harry disarmed and so gained the allegiance of the elder wand and it's power.

Voldemort uses avada kedavara which instead of killing Harry kills the part of Voldemorts soul latched onto Harry because Harry is a Horcrux.
At this point the final Horcrux is Nagini the snake which Neville kills with gryffindors sword.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Jesus dies

But returns for the inevitable sequel to save the Christians who worship this benevolent Zombie!

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

Russell Crow dies at the end of Gladiator.
Credits roll at the end of a movie.
Scott Pilgrim chooses Ramona after Knives tells him to after they kill Gideon Graves.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Aerith dies
Squall and Co all grew up together and all live happily ever after
Zidane marries Garnet
Tidus is a dream and dies in the end
Gabranth is Basch's evil twin!
Sarah and Shaz'z son become crystals, but they get better

 

[The Wykydtron]

Lelouch dies in an overly melodramatic slow-mo sword through the heart kinda way... (don't worry it was part of his plan) And Suzaku takes on the title of Zero to make sure the world doesn't fuck off back to Warville

[sub]it was fucking awesome[/sub]


Also i would try and spoil Higurashi No Naku Kuro Ni but it would take about 10 paragraphs of backstory to effectively spoil it.


[sub]The Cake is a lie[/sub]

Hmmmm, not particularly.

Spoiler: Higurashi spoilers

The 'curse of Oyashiro-sama' is actually something called Hinamizawa Syndrome which causes people to become paranoid and later commit suicide by tearing out their own throats. The deaths and disappearances are all caused by a combination of this, coincidence, and scheming by the main villain. Who happens to be a nurse called Miyo Takano. The story is repeated in a time-loop like in Groundhog Day, and eventually ends when the good guys find out and stop Takano's plan.

SNIP

Yeah i guess it kinda is easy to spoil, but you're not being particularly... Elegant enough with your spoilers. If you're going to spoil something, spoil everything... That's one of my rules

And it really is difficult to spoil absolutely everything in Higurashi

Fun fact: Everything can be explained if you just say "two battling witches did it" XD

 

[Broken Orange]

Spoiler

And Thats all I got...

Wait... the village is REALLY a part of a modern nature reserve? it wasn't some "what a twist!" joke Seth Green made on robot chicken?

That really was the twist. Very lame.