SPOILER ALERT! Spill the beans about the ending from one of your favorite movies!

[Saskwach]

I don't understand - why does this thread even exist? What could possibly be fun or interesting about spoiling the ends of movies for other people? Fair enough, if you don't like spoilers don't read the thread - but why WOULD anyone like spoilers? I just don't see the appeal.

You might as well start another thread featuring a scan of the last page of every major novel in existence, so you can ruin novels for people too. What about computer games? Ruin some of the stories in those while you're at it. I think this whole thread is just wrong.

(and no I didn't read any of the other posts in this, I actually probably want to see some of those movies)

(and I won't be checking this thread for a reply either because I might see a spoiler)

Speak for yourself, I love reading this thread even though a third are spoilers of movies I want to see. I play a game of russian spoiler roulette every time I dare another post (because I end up reading many words ahead without wanting to). It's a high-risk game of excitement and nerves.

 

[WingedFortress]

Leon is Pin.

 

[PurpleRain]

The thing: Ahhh... the Thing is... sorta dead. Maybe? Kurt Russel and the black guy lives. Kinda? I don't know.

 

[i_am_undead]

Rocky - Rocky is barely beaten by Apollo
Rocky II - Rocky beats Apollo
Rocky III - Rocky beats Clubber Lang
Rocky IV - Rocky Defeats Drago on his own turf
Rocky V - Rocky is forced to fight his protege... and wastes him!
Rocky Balboa (VI) - Rocky is narrowly defeated by the younger guy

 

[captainwillies]

Top Gun - Oxygen deprevation from simulated flight scenes leave Tom Cruise with severe brain damage and belief in aliens.

DAMN RIGHT XD

anyway can we spoil the ends to computer games and T.V. shows too?

if so

games:

mass effect: saren turns into a reaper and you kill him. citadel station is a giant warp platform which leads into "dark space" (i smell a sequel)

Path of neo: all the smiths pile into a giant monster smith

Kotor: your the bad guy

Kotor 2: Kreya is the bad guy

jade empire: your teacher is the bad guy

Halo 3: you kill 343 guilty spark. humans win. chief gets lost in space

DOA 4: opera singer makes killing machine. ninjas kill it, then blow everything up.

gun: your dad was an Indian who was killed over gold.

Sudeki: the dark world is a parallel universe to your own and the reason its dark is because your queen is a *****.

Fable "lost chapters": good: mum dies. sister lives. jack dies
bad: your jack. everybody dies

 

[WingedFortress]

That should be a seperate thread. Might ruin someone's day with stuff like that.
Then again, that might be the point.

 

[Talisker]

The thing: Ahhh... the Thing is... sorta dead. Maybe? Kurt Russel and the black guy lives. Kinda? I don't know.

If you play the game on the PS2 all will become clear.

 

[Anton P. Nym]

Doyle Lonnegan gets away, but Gannondorf gets his $500,000. Clever ol' Hooker.
(Kudos goes to who can tell me what movie)

That's a personal favourite of mine, and one of the reasons I like Dana Elcar and Robert Shaw so much. (And James Earl Jones' dad!)

(The Sting, 1973)

-- Steve

 

[RabbitDynamite]

Fight Club - They're the same person! (if someone hasn't posted this,I'll be surprised, but I ain't looking.

Memento - Lenny killed his wife!

Godfather - Michael succeeds his father and becomes a brutal don!

Carrie - Carrie snaps and kills everyone!

Hot Fuzz - the neighbourhood watch did it all to win the the village of the year competition!

To Serve Man - IT'S A COOKBOOK! IT'S A COOKBOOK!

That was strangely therapeutic....

 

[Projekt Spartan]

Inside Man - He gets out of the bank with all of the diamonds by walking right out the front door, right past the detective, and slips one of the diamonds into the detective's pocket on the way by.

 

[Melaisis]

Reservoir Dogs - They all die, except maybe Mr.Pink.
Children of Men - Theo dies.
Silent Hill - Parallel universe.
The Island - Its all a hoax. Clones of celebrities. Sean Bean dies.
Vanilla Sky - Everything from about forty minutes in is in Tom Cruise's mind (as per).
Snakes on a Plane - Fat guy lands the plane.
Exit Wounds - The bad guys are actually good, and the good guys are also good. Then bad. Then good.

 

[Nintendofrog]

How is it that one spoiler t-shirt doesn't have "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time."

Some of my favorites (see if you can guess):

The scene where the main character rides a motorcycle around a wire mesh ball becomes relevant.

The restaraunt is shut down by health inspectors, but the main character opens up his own restaraunt, turning the pseudo-villian food critic into his biggest fan.

The main character saves a kid from being hit by a bus, and a fragment from his watch saves his life, bringing to life the prophecy that "his watch would save his life."

The novice golfer beats the pro with a shot seen previously at a mini-golf course.

The new agent was being trained by the old agent to replace him all along, and is forced to wipe the old agent's memory.

And finally, probably the most epic movies ever.

The main character sees the old doctor again one last time when he comes back from the past, with his new wife and children.

 

[Nintendofrog]

How is it that one spoiler t-shirt doesn't have "Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time."

Some of my favorites (see if you can guess):

The scene where the main character rides a motorcycle around a wire mesh ball becomes relevant.

The restaraunt is shut down by health inspectors, but the main character opens up his own restaraunt, turning the pseudo-villian food critic into his biggest fan.

The main character saves a kid from being hit by a bus, and a fragment from his watch saves his life, bringing to life the prophecy that "his watch would save his life."

The novice golfer beats the pro with a shot seen previously at a mini-golf course.

The new agent was being trained by the old agent to replace him all along, and is forced to wipe the old agent's memory.

And finally, probably the most epic movies ever.

The main character sees the old doctor again one last time when he comes back from the past, with his new wife and children.

 

[Nintendofrog]

Edit: Sorry, I had double-posted.

 

[irishdelinquent]

- Lord of the Rings (the return of the king): The ring is destroyed, and the King returns!
- Star Wars (Revenge of the Sith): Holy Crap! Anakin becomes Darth Vader, and the Emperor is evil! Who saw that one coming?!
- The Condemned: We're the condemned, wrestlers can't act.
- Waterworld: Kevin Costner's career sinks below the waves.
- Highlander (the Source): there can be only one!

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Crank - Chev survives his fall from the helicopter after taking revenge on the man who tried to kill him. Chev, as it turns out in the sequel, has an almost indestructible heart, allowing him to stay alive even after suffering incredible amounts of damage.

Pan's Labyrinth - Ofelia is told to sacrifice her infant brother by Pan so she can return to her real home, but she refuses, because she loves her brother. Ofelia's father, escaping the Resistance's assault on their villiage, tracks her down to the labyrinth and shoots her. The Resistance execute Ofelia's father and rescue the baby. Ofelia still goes back to her true home, by sacrificing herself.

 

[Copter400]

SNAPE KILLS TRINITY WITH ROSEBUD!

 

[PurpleRain]

The thing: Ahhh... the Thing is... sorta dead. Maybe? Kurt Russel and the black guy lives. Kinda? I don't know.

If you play the game on the PS2 all will become clear.

I tried to, I really did. But it sucked... hard.