Spoiler Thread

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Spoiler: The Sixth Sense

Bruce Willis is a Ghost

Spoiler: Donnie Darko

It never happened

Spoiler: Pulp Fiction

Click this link again. CLINK THIS LINK AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, muddyfunster. Clink it one more goddamn time.

 

[Ares Tyr]

Spoiler: 300

299 die.

Spoiler: Troy

Orlando Bloom is a serious *****. And Achilles dies.

Spoiler: Star Wars I-III

Jar Jar becomes a senator... SERIOUSLY! I was suprised to!

Spoiler: Night of the Living Dead

The black guy dies. Suprise.

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Spoiler: Assassin's Creed

al-Mualim turns out to be a Templar himself, and he was using the piece of Eden all along to control your mind. Back in the 'Real World', the ending sucks.

 

[Eldritch Warlord]

Spoiler: Kingdom of Heaven

Saladin conquers Jerusalem but it's OK for Orlando Bloom (who was defending the city) because the people living there get to go back to Europe. Saladin respects a crucifex. Orlando refuses Richard the Lionheart's offer to come with him on the Third Crusade. Didn't you learn history?

 

[BrickBond]

Spoiler: Dante's Peak

The volcano erupts.

 

[Altorin]

Spoiler: Saw

The dead guy in the middle of the room is the real killer.

Spoiler: Harry Potter VII

Snape is actually a good guy and Dumbledore planned his own death. And oh yeah, Dumbledore is gay.

 

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

I can see this getting moved to the forum games section.

Spoiler: Vlad Taltos Novels

I got teary when Lady Teldra dies. Who cares if her soul was infused into Spellbreaker, creating Godslayer and thus the Seventeenth Great Weapon... she was AWESOME!

Too bad nobody has any idea what I'm talking about...

 

[Altorin]

Spoiler: Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire

So I herd u liek mudkips?

 

[NewClassic_v1legacy]

Spoiler: The Passion of the Christ

Jesus dies.

Spoiler: Earthbound

The final boss is a nod to Itoi's childhood, where he accidentally stepped into a rape scene of a pornographic movie. I'll copy paste the quotes from that fight below:

It's not right... not... right...
I feel g...o...o...d....
I feel g...o...o...d...
I'm h...a...p...p...y...
Ahh, Grr, Ohhh...
I'm h...a...p...p...y...
Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness, Ness...
Arrgh! Yaagh!...
It hurts, Ness...
Arrgh! Yaagh!...
It's not right... not right... not right...
Ahh, Grr, Ohhh...
Ness!
Ness!
Ness!
...go...b...a...c...k....
Ness!
Ahh, Grr, Ohhh...
I feel g...o...o...d...

Yeah, I'll never look at that fight the same way again. Will you?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Spoiler: Uncharted

There are mutants that look like the mutants from I Am Legend

 

[Altorin]

Spoiler: South Park

Kenny Dies.

Spoiler: I Am Legend

Robert Neville Dies

Spoiler: The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie Mac Dies.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Spoiler: Half-Life 2

Breen gets screwed over and decides to almost take Gordon and Alyx with him, but G-Man thinks otherwise.

Spoiler: Homeworld 2

The Mothership gets disabled and dies.

 

[Altorin]

Spoiler: Independance Day

The Mothership gets a cold, and The Fat Lady Sings

 

[Ares Tyr]

Spoiler: Naruto

The Third Hokage dies. Itachi dies. Asuma dies. Orichimaru dies. Jiraiya dies. Tobi is really Uchiha Madara, and Sasuke stops being gay and joins Akatsuki. Believe it!

Spoiler: Brick

Laura cut the bad brick and set everything up because she wanted to plow Brendan, but Brendan was too fucking smooth, and figured it out. Emily was killed by Tug because he thought she was pregnant with his baby. Laura, after learning that Brendan turned her name in, blows his mind by telling him that Emily's baby was actually his.

And Brain is a fucking pimp. Roll credits.

Spoiler: The Ladies Man

Is a good fucking movie, go watch it.

Spoiler: Clerks

Roll credits.

Spoiler: Clerks II

Dante marries Rosario Dawson. Dante and Randel take over the Quick Stop.

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

Spoiler: Naruto

The Third Hokage dies. Itachi dies. Asuma dies. Orichimaru dies. Jiraiya dies. Tobi is really Uchiha Madara, and Sasuke stops being gay and joins Akatsuki. Believe it!

I knew it all along that Tobi was him, it was so obvious, but why act that stupid I don't know, haven't read the manga in a while.