*spoilers!* What would the main character say if he narrated the end of the game he was in?

[Duck Sandwich]

F-Zero GX

Spoiler

I am the fucking MAN! I just killed the creators of the world... by beating them in a race! They thought they could fuck with me, but I showed them my moves!

Rock Band 2 (Vocalist, after completing the last song of the final tour, Painkiller)

Spoiler

Shit. My throat's gonna be sore for days.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Samus at the end of every Metroid game.

Spoiler

Gee, I wonder how long it's gonna be until I lose all these abilities. Again.

 

[The_Echo]

Kingdom Hearts:

Spoiler

Well, fuck. I just lost them all again. God dammit.

 

[majormayham2]

Kratos all the way

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Halo 3
"Alright kids, looks like I'm in quite the pickle. Be sure to tune in next week to see how we can ever get out of this one"

 

[Furbyz]

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time

No no no no, that's not what happened. Let me start again.

 

[Strategia]

CoD MW:

Spoiler

Bugger me, this hurts like hell.

Peggle:

Spoiler

All right, I've withstood all this cutesy-wutesy fun-and-games, now where's my shotgun.

Left 4 Dead:

Spoiler

Sooo..... same time next week? Oh, and somebody get Louis back in rehab, again.

DoW: DC:

Spoiler

FOR THE EMPEROR! / FOR THE GREATER GOOD! / FER DA WAAAGH! / FOR THE CHAOS GODS! / FOR THE CRAFTWORLD! / FOR THE C'TAN! / FOR THE EMPEROR, AGAIN!

I'm a sarcastic SOB sometimes.

 

[Pimppeter2]

My Guy at the End of Oblivion

Spoiler

*As he walks into sunset*
I might have saved the world here, but there still mudcrabs out there killing innocent Americans everyday. Wait? What are Americans?

 

[Ghonzor]

Left 4 Dead

Spoiler

PEELS HERE!!!!!!!

 

[Sparrow]

Fable: TLC:

Spoiler

So, my mum died, I had to plunge the worlds strongest weapon into a fucking portal and my guild burnt to the ground. They rebuilt it which is nice, but it still wouldn't have been a problem if that prick Jack hadn't burnt it down in the first place. Did I mention he's a dragon now? Well, after I killed him. Then I had to throw his mask, which would have made me even stronger, into a lava pit.

Fuck this, I'm going to replay with an evil character.

Mass Effect:

Spoiler

That ship is falling pretty fast isn't it? OH SHI--

Fallout 3:

Spoiler

Don't worry everyone, I stopped the Enclave! We still live in a freaking nuclear wasteland though.

Far Cry 2:

Spoiler

I've payed for the people to escape and live a happy life.

Now to kill myself.

Halo 3: ODST:

Spoiler

No, please. I know I just saved the world and everything, but you two feel free to eat each other's faces whilst me and the squid thing just watch.

Dead Space:

Spoiler

So, I've saved the world from an alien invasion that mankind created. In the process however, my squadmate was killed, my other squadmate betrayed me, the other guy that was helping me was killed by the person that betrayed me and my girlfriend commited suicide. This week sucked.

Well, atleast I'm safe now. Wait, is there something in the back? OH SHI--

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Silent Hill:

Spoiler

Harry Mason: Wow, fuck.

Silent Hill 2:

Spoiler

James Sunderland: Wow, fuck.

Silent Hill 3:

Spoiler

Heather Mason: Wow, fuck.

Crazy days.

 

[Uncompetative]

Super Mario 64:

[spoiler:"Spoiler: Click to View]I hear that penguin has gotten fat. I need to race him again...[/spoiler]

 

[ElTigreSantiago]

Gears of War 2

Spoiler

Well damn. That was a dumb boss.

Fallout 3

Spoiler

And so it was that crazy Old Man El Tigre began collecting Nuka Cola Quantums

 

[Nullphantom]

Ninja Gaiden (1) *disclaimer* I am not a PS3 fanboy, just that my following statement is true

Spoiler

Can't wait to do this again on the PS3, but while looking better

Ninja Gaiden 2

Spoiler

Couldn't the CIA saved a bunch of time, and a billion of my lives on MN, if they used a nuke? Oh well, at least I got to explore the world and save another big boobed chick and miss out on another relationship. I'll never get laid.

 

[Connosaurus Rex]

My good fallout 3 character finding Andale
[spoiler/] Well finally a town that seems pretty normal, no weirdos or any depression. Hmmm this pie seems strange, I'll have to ask about it.
This is strange a locked shed I'll just sneak in. OH MY GOD I JUST A....A....A MAN!!!!!!! Oh sh*t this is F*CKING INSANE. I"M GOING TO KILL THESE FREAKS.[/spoiler]

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Just about any game out there.
"Great, now what?"

 

[NBSRDan]

Isaac from Golden Sun

Spoiler

No.

 

[Normalguyinthehouse]

Almost every Resident Evil game
Okay HOW does this company remain in business? Seriously how many times have they screwed up and still no one notices?

 

[ljd184]

halo odst

Spoiler

ok so you did't tell us what are mission was because?