I found myself quite disappointed by the feeble moans and wails that might favourably be called a "backlash" to GTA4. Some bus posters were taken off in Chicago? Visible sex edited out in the Australian version? Where's the fire? Where's the brimstone? Goddamit it, where is Jack Thompson?
Fear not lovers of controversy, for the real wave is soon to break! That wave's name is Spore. In a world where even members of the supposedly enlightened western world champion pseudo-sciences like creationism [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creationism], even as part of science teaching [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_and_evolution_in_public_education] Spore could stir up controversy in some areas where such idiocy is popular.
I eagerly await the mud-slinging. Is Spore the work of Satan [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Wright_%28game_designer%29]? Is it a game by those damn immoral left liberal types, all bent on corrupting our children into the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll?
The controversy could escalate if those recluses known as scientists sally forth from their comfortable caves [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University] to fight for truth and science. Perhaps Will will (teehee) gain a knighthood from King Hawking on his Great Wheeled Throne?
But I'm flying towards fancy and this is still partly serious. What do you Escapists think? Will Spore be the real sticking point game of the year? What kind of controversy will it fuel?
Fear not lovers of controversy, for the real wave is soon to break! That wave's name is Spore. In a world where even members of the supposedly enlightened western world champion pseudo-sciences like creationism [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creationism], even as part of science teaching [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creation_and_evolution_in_public_education] Spore could stir up controversy in some areas where such idiocy is popular.
I eagerly await the mud-slinging. Is Spore the work of Satan [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Wright_%28game_designer%29]? Is it a game by those damn immoral left liberal types, all bent on corrupting our children into the world of sex, drugs and rock and roll?
The controversy could escalate if those recluses known as scientists sally forth from their comfortable caves [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University] to fight for truth and science. Perhaps Will will (teehee) gain a knighthood from King Hawking on his Great Wheeled Throne?
But I'm flying towards fancy and this is still partly serious. What do you Escapists think? Will Spore be the real sticking point game of the year? What kind of controversy will it fuel?