Sporks

[perfectimo]

Your complete guide, in the form of a Venn Diagram, to hydrid utensils.

Spoiler: Click on me to open

 

[theloneassassin]

Sporks? You mean like a combination of a spoon and fork? I used one earlier today whilst eating cold KFC. They're not so awesome as you might think, the fork part scratches the top of my mouth while trying to get all the mashed potato off of my eating utensil.

Real men use ones made out of Iridium with a titanium inlay.

No, real men don't give a fuck what pussy men need to do to think of themselves as great. Real men just know they are great and do what they have to in life and more, with incredible vigor and determination to do it better than anyone else.

I'm starting to fucking hate the "real men..." shit, it's just so stupid and shallow. And this is a person who normally doesn't mind stupid and shallow.

Just fucking with you man!

 

[perfectimo]

Real men use ones made out of Iridium with a titanium inlay.

I'm starting to fucking hate the "real men..." shit, it's just so stupid and shallow. And this is a person who normally doesn't mind stupid and shallow.

I think the joke here is meant to be the combination of 'real man' and 'thinkgeek product.'

 

[SilentCom]

I never really like sporks much. I'd prefer to have a fork or spoon.

 

[theloneassassin]

Coming from someone in the north of England they are useful for both eating your packet of fish and chips and also eating your mushy peas.

just sayin.

if only i had a knife/shovel.. a kovel cause i said so

You mean a Shife? surely. You can possibly contruct one in dead rising ya know.

Let's do this right now! I shall acquire shovels, you acquire knifes! We shall also get glue, lots of it, or solder.

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

Coming from someone in the north of England they are useful for both eating your packet of fish and chips and also eating your mushy peas.

just sayin.

if only i had a knife/shovel.. a kovel cause i said so

You mean a Shife? surely. You can possibly contruct one in dead rising ya know.

Let's do this right now! I shall acquire shovels, you acquire knifes! We shall also get glue, lots of it, or solder.

I vote duct tape...lots of it.

 

[theloneassassin]

They make me feel nostalgic of the good ol' junior high school days when we would play "Sporks," which involved bending the end of the handle into an L shape, then bending it back and releasing it towards another spork in a way that the end of the handle hits the business end of the other spork. Good, destructive fun.

I think destruction and fun correlate.

 

[theloneassassin]

Coming from someone in the north of England they are useful for both eating your packet of fish and chips and also eating your mushy peas.

just sayin.

if only i had a knife/shovel.. a kovel cause i said so

You mean a Shife? surely. You can possibly contruct one in dead rising ya know.

Let's do this right now! I shall acquire shovels, you acquire knifes! We shall also get glue, lots of it, or solder.

I vote duct tape...lots of it.

Silver color, well since you're not American "Colour", I think we may get rich, start an empire that rivals that of the spork and take down a small portion of Alaska and just fill it with sporks and blow it all up.

 

[Radiantskys]

I LOVE sporks, I can eat KFC mashed potatoes with the spoon and then poke my chicken strips with the fork part and eat them off my fork. yep

 

[kurupt87]

I just like the word. I'm ambivalent toward the utensil but as a word it tickles me.

Spork, heh.

There's a great scene in Law Abiding Citizen where the humble spork plays a key role.

 

[StellarViking]

Sporks are the bastard offspring of a spoon that's too stabby and a fork that isn't stabby enough. I don't use them often.

 

[theloneassassin]

I just like the word. I'm ambivalent toward the utensil but as a word it tickles me.

Spork, heh.

There's a great scene in Law Abiding Citizen where the humble spork plays a key role.

That made me happy sir!

 

[zombieeater6000]

the bastard child of a fork and a spoon

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

Your complete guide, in the form of a Venn Diagram, to hydrid utensils.

Spoiler: Click on me to open

I just noticed, after lord only knows how many instances of seeing that image, that the knork looks a lot like a utensil that already exists, the cheese knife.

Spoiler: behold

It is one of the single most useful utensils in the world, assuming you like cheese.

OT: For some reason, sporks had this reputation for being the coolest utensil of all with my high school friends, and it carried over to some of my college friends. They aren't the most useful utensil in the world, but they will forever be mythical to me.

 

[tjcross]

Are Sporks those pointy-eared guys from Star Track?

They are something that were never created, they were just there no one can explain them

a long long time ago a pesend got mad and banged his spoon on the end of the table creating the prongs being cheap he continued to use the bent spoon untill one of his friends noticed and said "you know it kind of looks like a fork mixed with a spoon" and then jokingly the creator said "yea (laughs) i call it a spork" and that is my version of the creation of the spork anyway

 

[Rayne870]

How do they make you feel? They give me mixed feelings!

I want a titanium Spork.

 

[Hucket]

Sporks are bastard offspring, mutants. But not the cool, shoot lazers with my eyes and melt your brain with my mind mutants, but the webbed-toe, multiple eyes, melty face mutants...the ones people kill with torches and pitch forks (not pitch sporks tyvm).

If i had to use one, I'd use it to create...

PS if anyone can help a poor little noob learn how to post a pic, it would be much appreciated

 

[twistedmic]

They're deadly.

They're perfectly safe as long as you don't go around calling people using them wacky.

 

[FlyAwayAutumn]

They're deadly.

They're perfectly safe as long as you don't go around calling people using them wacky.

Right? Lost an eye that way. Got this bitchin' eye patch though