I remember that one clearly:Falseprophet said:There was a great article on The Onion a couple years ago about a guy who had 40 years of sports statistics for 3 or 4 pro sports just about memorized, who was mocking his neighbour's geekiness for being able to describe every issue of the last 40 years of X-Men comics. I don't think it's online any more, sadly.
Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database
http://www.theonion.com/articles/walking-sports-database-scorns-walking-scifi-datab,1442/