I'll be up front, this is mostly me ranting.
But can someone remind me why we still care about Square?
What have they done recently that was so great? I know they MUST have, but all that's popping up are the huge disappoinments.
First and foremost: Kingdom Hearts 3. This game should have been released on the PS3 years ago, and instead, we're stuck waiting for the PS4 and hoping they get around to it.
Final Fantasy XIII: a terrible game, even if you like JRPGS (and i do). The combat is boring and takes too long, the leveling is at best counter-intuitive and at worst flat-out idiotic. The story (the most important part of any JRPG) is CRAP. It makes no sense at any point, which could almost be forgiven if they told it well, but instead the game does it's level best to never give you any information at all.
Then they made a SEQUEL to this awful game, which invalidated the events of the first game via time travel, and then a sequel to the sequel to try and fix the timeline. Good job making the adventures pointless, Square.
In fact, let's talk about this horrible FFXIII mire in general. Square has a horrendous track record for getting its games out, and it plans FOUR simultaneous games (which has become six, nowhere close to simultaneous games)? On top of all their other projects? What idiot made this decision? Especially given the choice to tie it all to XIII, which makes ME not want to give the others a chance. I can't be alone, since they're doing all they can to get rid of that name attachment on the non-sequel games, including making VS XIII into the next number title.
Then there's this recent bullshit with the HD rerelease of FFX/X-2. How badly do you have to be running things when a reissue takes at least six more months to churn out?! It was announced for YESTERDAY, and quietly pushed back to an unknown time, the best guess so far is an exec who thinks "maybe february 2014". That's just appalling.
And then there's what they're doing with series. Kingdom Hearts keeps getting more and more stupid, to the point where I'm not sure I AM looking forward to the third game ever being released. FFVII is cheapened with every crappy tie-in released. Normally, I am of the opinion that no, you can't ruin a great work just by making stuff to go with it, but this is one instance where I really do feel the value of the original is diminished. Both KH and FFVII have fallen into this horrendous pit of direction where, to sell whatever new crap they put out, they directly attack the original material that made us WANT to see more in the first place. "oh, sora's just some lucky douche who has no right to be caught up in this adventure, if the REAL keyblade wielders were here, this whole mess would have been fixed easily, because they're SOOOOOOOOO much cooler, you guys". "Oh yeah, Vincent could have single-handedly stopped Sephiroth's little hissy fit, but he was busy being sad. And Sephiroth is just an imitation of this other, BETTER Sephiroth, and there were a couple other Sephiroths too, who are also way cooler. And Zach was basically a god and WAY better than Cloud because Cloud has to like, overcome stuff, and thats totally gay".
Retcons, stupid story directions, lackluster games (358/2 is downright abysmal, at least Crisis Core and Dirge of Cerberus were only dull) and this ugly rush for profit (that they can't plan properly and push back releases constantly) ruin great series.
We all know how terrible the FFIV release was, now they're running an ad campaign for their new, supposedly non-busted version (though still with the classic fun of massive server problems) that hearkens back to the "loser in the basement" stereotype with its command for us to "escape" reality and play pretend with our awesome pretty fantasy characters (and no, my perception of the ad isn't being colored by my problems with square, as I was bothered by it BEFORE I knew what it was advertising).
And just recently, whining about disc copies driving them out of business when it's clear they have no idea how to spend their budget (advertising twice as much as the game could possibly make up for, spending millions to make an otherwise crappy game LOOK really shiny, etc).
Why do we care anymore? is there anything they're making or even publishing that makes them worth it?
Seriously, I'm asking. I don't WANT to hate this company.
But can someone remind me why we still care about Square?
What have they done recently that was so great? I know they MUST have, but all that's popping up are the huge disappoinments.
First and foremost: Kingdom Hearts 3. This game should have been released on the PS3 years ago, and instead, we're stuck waiting for the PS4 and hoping they get around to it.
Final Fantasy XIII: a terrible game, even if you like JRPGS (and i do). The combat is boring and takes too long, the leveling is at best counter-intuitive and at worst flat-out idiotic. The story (the most important part of any JRPG) is CRAP. It makes no sense at any point, which could almost be forgiven if they told it well, but instead the game does it's level best to never give you any information at all.
Then they made a SEQUEL to this awful game, which invalidated the events of the first game via time travel, and then a sequel to the sequel to try and fix the timeline. Good job making the adventures pointless, Square.
In fact, let's talk about this horrible FFXIII mire in general. Square has a horrendous track record for getting its games out, and it plans FOUR simultaneous games (which has become six, nowhere close to simultaneous games)? On top of all their other projects? What idiot made this decision? Especially given the choice to tie it all to XIII, which makes ME not want to give the others a chance. I can't be alone, since they're doing all they can to get rid of that name attachment on the non-sequel games, including making VS XIII into the next number title.
Then there's this recent bullshit with the HD rerelease of FFX/X-2. How badly do you have to be running things when a reissue takes at least six more months to churn out?! It was announced for YESTERDAY, and quietly pushed back to an unknown time, the best guess so far is an exec who thinks "maybe february 2014". That's just appalling.
And then there's what they're doing with series. Kingdom Hearts keeps getting more and more stupid, to the point where I'm not sure I AM looking forward to the third game ever being released. FFVII is cheapened with every crappy tie-in released. Normally, I am of the opinion that no, you can't ruin a great work just by making stuff to go with it, but this is one instance where I really do feel the value of the original is diminished. Both KH and FFVII have fallen into this horrendous pit of direction where, to sell whatever new crap they put out, they directly attack the original material that made us WANT to see more in the first place. "oh, sora's just some lucky douche who has no right to be caught up in this adventure, if the REAL keyblade wielders were here, this whole mess would have been fixed easily, because they're SOOOOOOOOO much cooler, you guys". "Oh yeah, Vincent could have single-handedly stopped Sephiroth's little hissy fit, but he was busy being sad. And Sephiroth is just an imitation of this other, BETTER Sephiroth, and there were a couple other Sephiroths too, who are also way cooler. And Zach was basically a god and WAY better than Cloud because Cloud has to like, overcome stuff, and thats totally gay".
Retcons, stupid story directions, lackluster games (358/2 is downright abysmal, at least Crisis Core and Dirge of Cerberus were only dull) and this ugly rush for profit (that they can't plan properly and push back releases constantly) ruin great series.
We all know how terrible the FFIV release was, now they're running an ad campaign for their new, supposedly non-busted version (though still with the classic fun of massive server problems) that hearkens back to the "loser in the basement" stereotype with its command for us to "escape" reality and play pretend with our awesome pretty fantasy characters (and no, my perception of the ad isn't being colored by my problems with square, as I was bothered by it BEFORE I knew what it was advertising).
And just recently, whining about disc copies driving them out of business when it's clear they have no idea how to spend their budget (advertising twice as much as the game could possibly make up for, spending millions to make an otherwise crappy game LOOK really shiny, etc).
Why do we care anymore? is there anything they're making or even publishing that makes them worth it?
Seriously, I'm asking. I don't WANT to hate this company.