Squirrel Wars

[terribleyetfun]

"damn you squirrely bastards" *fires rocket launcher at a gang of squirrels sending body parts splattering against the wall.

Really? A rocket-launcher in or next to a freaking building to fight squirrels?

I don`t see what`s so wrong with it I mean using your squirelly powers you could bring the building down on top of me if you wanted.

 

[Zeromaxx]

Well holy shit...thats a lot of squirrels! It's time to grab their mortal enemy! *affixes jetpack to lawn mower. I'm coming for you, you little cheeky rodents!

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

Well holy shit...thats a lot of squirrels! It's time to grab their mortal enemy! *affixes jetpack to lawn mower. I'm coming for you, you little cheeky rodents!

Uhh, dude, remember the gravity changing thing? A lawn mower won't work that well when it's mowing the ceiling and the squirrels are on the ground.

*gets out sword and runs in building slashing support beams*
*runs out*
*kicks against building*
*it collapses*
*Drags out terribleyetfun*
sees what happens next

It rises again by the awesome gravity defying(spelling?) powers of the squirrels.

 

[Pizztake]

run round the corner *dramatic Squirrel* "NOOOOOOOOO" instinctifly kicks squirrel "ah safe" turns round and see it's mother "shit" lures her to peanut stand and silently retreats

 

[Lord George]

I'm sure the trusty red squirrels wouldn't turn against us for they hate the rest of squirrelkind, charge my minions *release's red squirrels OF DOOM*

 

[maddawg IAJI]

remeber men if it aint human kill it.

*runs into a building with a minigun and sees thousands of squrrils*

you may be able to outsmart me. but let see outsmart bullet *sprays into crowd*

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

remeber men if it aint human kill it.

*runs into a building with a minigun and sees thousands of squrrils*

you may be able to outsmart me. but let see outsmart bullet *sprays into crowd*

And suddenly all bullets stop deadd in their tracks due to squirrels gravity powers (not being a douchebag damned it says so in te OP) and now there are thousands of squirrels lunging at your nuts and throat!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

remeber men if it aint human kill it.

*runs into a building with a minigun and sees thousands of squrrils*

you may be able to outsmart me. but let see outsmart bullet *sprays into crowd*

And suddenly all bullets stop deadd in their tracks due to squirrels gravity powers (not being a douchebag damned it says so in te OP) and now there are thousands of squirrels lunging at your nuts and throat!

stoping bullets thats telekenises.

your being a real killjoy man. also i dont see how you could stop thousands of bullets going around 1000mph with gravity. there bullets they move through the air. you control the force pushing them down not the force that stops them (that would be drag)

 

[Outasync]

I call my squirrel army, make them all fly up really high, and drop a bunch of nukes. EVERYONE HEAD EXPLODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Squirrel]

remeber men if it aint human kill it.

*runs into a building with a minigun and sees thousands of squrrils*

you may be able to outsmart me. but let see outsmart bullet *sprays into crowd*

And suddenly all bullets stop deadd in their tracks due to squirrels gravity powers (not being a douchebag damned it says so in te OP) and now there are thousands of squirrels lunging at your nuts and throat!

stoping bullets thats telekenises.

your being a real killjoy man. also i dont see how you could stop thousands of bullets going around 1000mph with gravity. there bullets they move through the air. you control the force pushing them down not the force that stops them (that would be drag)

Fine /sigh, Squirrel army gets blown to bits.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

remeber men if it aint human kill it.

*runs into a building with a minigun and sees thousands of squrrils*

you may be able to outsmart me. but let see outsmart bullet *sprays into crowd*

And suddenly all bullets stop deadd in their tracks due to squirrels gravity powers (not being a douchebag damned it says so in te OP) and now there are thousands of squirrels lunging at your nuts and throat!

stoping bullets thats telekenises.

your being a real killjoy man. also i dont see how you could stop thousands of bullets going around 1000mph with gravity. there bullets they move through the air. you control the force pushing them down not the force that stops them (that would be drag)

Fine /sigh, Squirrel army gets blown to bits.

HORRAY

 

[RedDiablo]

*Puts on armor to protect from squirrel bites. Readies XM8*

Alright men, the squirrels have taken over the world, and we are the only people who can kill them. We all are equipped with a anti-nut eradicator ray in case they overwhelm us. Rock and roll men!

*Enters Empire State Building*

What's so scary- Holy crap, it's a squirrel! *Fires XM8 everywhere, and gets bitten*

Gaaah! The armor didn't do anything, I'm gonna blow up!

*Blows up*

And thats why kids you don't piss off those squirrels, and provide them with lot's of nuts.

 

[Ramthundar]

*Hops in randomly*
"Ello, old chaps. What's been happening here?"
*Squirell comes to bite his nuts off*
"THE HELL YOU DO!"
*Grabs squirell, crushing tiny head in my massive hands*
"Who's next, huh? WHO'S NEXT!?"

 

[MasterSqueak]

*Nuke*

Now what?