I've been debating starting this thread for a while now, because it could so easily devolve into seeing how many people can insult me per minute. But I'm in a good mood so I might as well try to ruin it.
A couple weeks ago thanks to a friend who, for some mystifying reason, owns a laserdisc player I watched the original unaltered cut of Star Wars Episodes IV, V & VI. Yes, I am part of that poor deprived generation who saw the remastered version first and since I love Star Wars there was no way I was going to pass up the opportunity. Now, I want to make it clear that I think the original version are better overall, it's very important to read the rest of my post with this in mind. So here are my opinions of the changes between original version and the remastered version.
The special effects in the remastered version are better, they've smoothed everything out. This is a fairly minor point, but I do think it counts in the favour of the remastered version that starfighters viewed with a ship in the background don't have a black halo. Also Kenobi's lightsaber not suddenly turning on and off when he fought Vader.
The CGI in the remastered version is really obtrusive, it's worse in some scenes than others but it always detracts from the scene. So, a point in favour of the original.
The change in the noise Obi-Wan made to scare off the sand-people is completely irrelevant to me.
The replacement of some aliens in the Mos Eisley cantina is, I think, a small point in favour of the remastered version, they seem a bit more animated than the ones they replaced (the halloween costumes they used just so that Tattooine wasn't massively over-represented with Humans). Though, at best, it's just a minor change in tone.
Han/Greedo shooting first. I honestly don't care about this, it's a minor change in tone; in the original he murdered someone to get out of a bad situation, in the first remastered version it was self-defence, and in the recent blu-ray version it's more like a Western quick-draw situation with the shots being nearly simultaneous.
The Jabba the Hutt scene in A New Hope has not aged well since it was introduced, but overall I can't say that I care one way or the other. Again, it's a minor change in tone; in the original it seems that part of why Han took Obi-Wan and Luke to Alderaan was that he was running away from trouble, whereas in the remastered version it's just to pay Jabba back.
A small point, but the Death Star's tractor beam power controls being changed to Aurebesh from English. I think it's a minor improvement, stylistically I think it fits better for "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" and if you can't figure out that Obi-Wan's shutting down the tractor beam as he said he would, then I really doubt you have the intelligence (or at least attention span) to be watching films.
With Luke hanging upside down in the Wampa's cave there's (again) a minor change in tone. Both seeing the massive creature ripping into raw flesh and just seeing glimpses of it approaching are both menacing in different ways. I can't really say that either's better.
Boba Fett's voice being changed to that of the actor who played Jango Fett is yet another thing I don't care about. I can see why it was done. He was a secondary character, nothing more.
With Oola in Jabba's palace in the original version... it was a lot easier to tell just how much of the actress' body they painted green... I'm not going to say whether or not I thought that was a good thing, since it has no bearing on the plot or the characters.
The Sarlacc in the original version was better in my opinion, such a sedentary predator that relies on things stumbling into a pit then being dragged down to a point where they cannot escape makes much more sense if it doesn't have a beak thrashing around to scare things off.
Blinking Ewoks are better than Soulless death-stare Ewoks. The remastered version takes that.
Palpatine's death in the original was better; Vader's "NO!" strips the scene of subtlety, but I don't think it ruins it.
The Ewok's celebration song in the remastered version was better. It just fits better with their squeaky little voices than having them sound like a human choir when singing "yub-yub" over and over again.
The celebration scenes on other planets, in the remastered version, after the second Death Star was destroyed don't make sense in my opinion, yes the Emperor is dead but the Imperial Fleet would still control most of the galaxy, and a member of the admiralty would definitely try and seize power. Celebration everywhere just doesn't fit.
And finally, Anakin's force ghost being Hayden Christensen is, in my humble opinion, better. I think it makes more sense for him to appear as he was before he fell to the dark side than as he would have if he hadn't been horribly burnt and made into a quadruple amputee.
I think the worst part of the remastered version is easily the CGI, it just doesn't blend in. However the worst part of the films is the Ewoks; a primitive tribe of midget bears who don't even have any form of metallurgy defeating a legion of the Emperor's best troops is just pants-on-head retarded. In my opinion none of the changes can ever be as bad as that original decision.
So what do other Escapists think? If you disagree with anything I've said here, please say why and not just "you're an asshat".
Also if I've missed any changes, please let me know.
A couple weeks ago thanks to a friend who, for some mystifying reason, owns a laserdisc player I watched the original unaltered cut of Star Wars Episodes IV, V & VI. Yes, I am part of that poor deprived generation who saw the remastered version first and since I love Star Wars there was no way I was going to pass up the opportunity. Now, I want to make it clear that I think the original version are better overall, it's very important to read the rest of my post with this in mind. So here are my opinions of the changes between original version and the remastered version.
The special effects in the remastered version are better, they've smoothed everything out. This is a fairly minor point, but I do think it counts in the favour of the remastered version that starfighters viewed with a ship in the background don't have a black halo. Also Kenobi's lightsaber not suddenly turning on and off when he fought Vader.
The CGI in the remastered version is really obtrusive, it's worse in some scenes than others but it always detracts from the scene. So, a point in favour of the original.
The change in the noise Obi-Wan made to scare off the sand-people is completely irrelevant to me.
The replacement of some aliens in the Mos Eisley cantina is, I think, a small point in favour of the remastered version, they seem a bit more animated than the ones they replaced (the halloween costumes they used just so that Tattooine wasn't massively over-represented with Humans). Though, at best, it's just a minor change in tone.
Han/Greedo shooting first. I honestly don't care about this, it's a minor change in tone; in the original he murdered someone to get out of a bad situation, in the first remastered version it was self-defence, and in the recent blu-ray version it's more like a Western quick-draw situation with the shots being nearly simultaneous.
The Jabba the Hutt scene in A New Hope has not aged well since it was introduced, but overall I can't say that I care one way or the other. Again, it's a minor change in tone; in the original it seems that part of why Han took Obi-Wan and Luke to Alderaan was that he was running away from trouble, whereas in the remastered version it's just to pay Jabba back.
A small point, but the Death Star's tractor beam power controls being changed to Aurebesh from English. I think it's a minor improvement, stylistically I think it fits better for "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" and if you can't figure out that Obi-Wan's shutting down the tractor beam as he said he would, then I really doubt you have the intelligence (or at least attention span) to be watching films.
With Luke hanging upside down in the Wampa's cave there's (again) a minor change in tone. Both seeing the massive creature ripping into raw flesh and just seeing glimpses of it approaching are both menacing in different ways. I can't really say that either's better.
Boba Fett's voice being changed to that of the actor who played Jango Fett is yet another thing I don't care about. I can see why it was done. He was a secondary character, nothing more.
With Oola in Jabba's palace in the original version... it was a lot easier to tell just how much of the actress' body they painted green... I'm not going to say whether or not I thought that was a good thing, since it has no bearing on the plot or the characters.
The Sarlacc in the original version was better in my opinion, such a sedentary predator that relies on things stumbling into a pit then being dragged down to a point where they cannot escape makes much more sense if it doesn't have a beak thrashing around to scare things off.
Blinking Ewoks are better than Soulless death-stare Ewoks. The remastered version takes that.
Palpatine's death in the original was better; Vader's "NO!" strips the scene of subtlety, but I don't think it ruins it.
The Ewok's celebration song in the remastered version was better. It just fits better with their squeaky little voices than having them sound like a human choir when singing "yub-yub" over and over again.
The celebration scenes on other planets, in the remastered version, after the second Death Star was destroyed don't make sense in my opinion, yes the Emperor is dead but the Imperial Fleet would still control most of the galaxy, and a member of the admiralty would definitely try and seize power. Celebration everywhere just doesn't fit.
And finally, Anakin's force ghost being Hayden Christensen is, in my humble opinion, better. I think it makes more sense for him to appear as he was before he fell to the dark side than as he would have if he hadn't been horribly burnt and made into a quadruple amputee.
I think the worst part of the remastered version is easily the CGI, it just doesn't blend in. However the worst part of the films is the Ewoks; a primitive tribe of midget bears who don't even have any form of metallurgy defeating a legion of the Emperor's best troops is just pants-on-head retarded. In my opinion none of the changes can ever be as bad as that original decision.
So what do other Escapists think? If you disagree with anything I've said here, please say why and not just "you're an asshat".
Also if I've missed any changes, please let me know.