Star Wars Prequels: What good came from them?

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

 

[him over there]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

 

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

 

[Luca72]

Ewan McGregor was really good, and I liked the spaceship designs. It also made me realize that the original Star Wars series wasn't the second coming of Christ either - it was just as silly as the prequels. But at least it had spirit and a sense of fun, whereas the prequels felt like a tactical money-making operation.

 

[him over there]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

 

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

 

[him over there]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

 

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

 

[him over there]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

Saiyan, human, what's the difference? They're all spirals in the end. Which means Hercule could totally kick Goku's ass if he wanted it bad enough.

 

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

Saiyan, human, what's the difference? They're all spirals in the end. Which means Hercule could totally kick Goku's ass if he wanted it bad enough.

:O DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT! That's just... SMH

 

[him over there]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

Saiyan, human, what's the difference? They're all spirals in the end. Which means Hercule could totally kick Goku's ass if he wanted it bad enough.

:O DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT! That's just... SMH

I take it back, the fact that the saiyans were so powerful yet never encountered the antispirals means they must not be spirals. Therefore hercule > saiyans.

 

[Leemaster777]

We got Mace Windu

Purple lightsaber is fucking pimp! Guy's a bad ************!

I like your style. You understand what's important. Samuel-Motherfucking-Jackson.

Also, double-bladed lightsabers. Those things are kinda kickass... even if it's probably the most impractical weapon OF ALL TIME, since it seems like you'd just as quickly cut YOURSELF in half as soon as anyone else.

 

[Nimcha]

Entertaining movies is my answer.

Heh, the capthca is apt as always. 'be nice'.

 

[Hazy992]

We got Mace Windu

Purple lightsaber is fucking pimp! Guy's a bad ************!

I like your style. You understand what's important. Samuel-Motherfucking-Jackson.

Samuel Jackson makes everything awesome. If there was a film of him just eating toast or something for two hours I would watch it. Because it would be badass. Because it's Samuel Motherfucking Jackson.

 

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

Saiyan, human, what's the difference? They're all spirals in the end. Which means Hercule could totally kick Goku's ass if he wanted it bad enough.

:O DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT! That's just... SMH

I take it back, the fact that the saiyans were so powerful yet never encountered the antispirals means they must not be spirals. Therefore hercule > saiyans.

ಠ_ಠ why would you say such hurtful things? I thought we were Bros! A dagger! A dagger through my heart!

 

[him over there]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

Saiyan, human, what's the difference? They're all spirals in the end. Which means Hercule could totally kick Goku's ass if he wanted it bad enough.

:O DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT! That's just... SMH

I take it back, the fact that the saiyans were so powerful yet never encountered the antispirals means they must not be spirals. Therefore hercule > saiyans.

ಠ_ಠ why would you say such hurtful things? I thought we were Bros! A dagger! A dagger through my heart!

Have you Gurren Lagann? The show is the very embodiment of violence, screaming and broness. We should probably take this to the UG at this point too.

 

[Hazy992]

We all got a masterclass in how not to make pequals.

Seriously, the entire thing undermines Vader as a character.

'I had a dream that my wife would die so now I need to stop that from happening and it turns out the senator is a Sith and he says that he can stop Padme from dying even though the Sith are renowned for being deceitful but I drop all my Jedi ideology to believe him because he probably isn't lying but it involves me having to kill the young padawans which is totally evil but it isn't because Sidious says it isn't'

Bloody terrible.

Don't do it Daystar! Don't make me go on a tirade of why the prequels suck!

Join me Hazy, it is your destiny.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Nope! No way, not gon' do it! Nuh uh! No siree Bob!

Actually, I'm glad you aren't.

Now I can talk about how awesome the prequels are.

I think the best character is Jar Jar, and midichlorians totally make sense.

You know everything that happens is actually all Jar Jar's fault?

I thought that was an oversight on the fans' end and it was merely superfluous logic. I still hate him though. The only good thing he did was inspire the jakovasaurs in south park.

OT: Windu has the only purple lightsaber in the entire universe, therefore good.

I dunno, seems like he's at fault to me

We should just blame him anyway for being such a terrible character. Also Vegeta needs more screaming, he's really quiet.

I just blame him for everything. And I always said DBZ could do with more screaming. Screaming only 65% of the time isn't good enough dammit!

I think it could benefit if the screaming coincided with the smashing instead of the waiting. But then it would only be like 50% because you would have 50% smashing. DBZ should just feature like animals or something so they don't have to talk.

Nah that wouldn't work because then there wouldn't be any screaming. Unless everyone's a howler monkey? This is starting to come together!

They're already part ape though, just leave them swathed in uncontrollable rage all the time. What could possibly go wrong.

Alternatively do epic speeches instead of plain yelling.

Saiyans are angry all the time anyway. Well that was easy!

I don't know, Goku can be a pretty chill guy.

That's cause he got a bump on the head and forgot he was a Saiyan

Saiyan, human, what's the difference? They're all spirals in the end. Which means Hercule could totally kick Goku's ass if he wanted it bad enough.

:O DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT! That's just... SMH

I take it back, the fact that the saiyans were so powerful yet never encountered the antispirals means they must not be spirals. Therefore hercule > saiyans.

ಠ_ಠ why would you say such hurtful things? I thought we were Bros! A dagger! A dagger through my heart!

Have you Gurren Lagann? The show is the very embodiment of violence, screaming and broness. We should probably take this to the UG at this point too.

I read the first volume of the manga. It was alright.

Yeah we've kinda derailed this thread a bit haven't we? Sorry about that :S

 

[Reginald]

Darth Vader got some more character development.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

Good games, cool LS battles, and awesome music, oh and CLONES!

 

[Murtagh]

Good games, cool LS battles, and awesome music, oh and CLONES!

Darth Vader was freaking awesome in the prequels. I mean, he force-choked his pregnant wife (with Luke and Leia inside of them!!!!!), he killed an entire council of people, he led the stormtroopers to march and kill all of the Jedi, with kickass epic music in the background, all of this even before he got the iconic robot suit and James Earl Jones's voice....