Staring at Boobs Helps Men Live Longer, says Study.

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According to German Scientists, sexual excitement keeps your body younger for longer.

200 manly men were split into two groups. 100 were instructed to keep their eyes on the charms of ladies, while the others had to quit it. Possibly they were married?

At the end of five years of this pleasure/torture, the bird-watchers were shown to have lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery disease. But almost certainly red slapmarks to the face.

The belief behind it is that sexual desire allows better blood circulation, which leads to a longer life. Perhaps there is something good to come out of Twilight then - long life ladies?

Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, says that the practice of ogling is almost at par with an intense regime of exercise, and can increase the man's life by up to five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

Right, just off to do my workout now then.

Source: [http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html]

And, of course, this is complete fiction. This "study" has been around for over a decade, but how many of you believed it to start with? Look back at the story and try and work out how they would have stopped 100 men from staring at boobs. Impossible. But it does send a good message. Never trust anything you read without a good solid source :)
 

crudus

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I have heard about this and actually tell the girls I hang out with about this. They now let me star at their chest for limited amount of time a day.
 

SharPhoe

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Mmmmm. Nice jugs you got there, Root.

Needless to say, I wasn't buying this from word one. In fact, if it were true, I would be greatly dismayed.
 

PoliceBox63

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You snake! Ah well it's back to regular lifespan but equal amount of red slapmarks for me.
 

WestMountain

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It's possible that guys that ogle girls got more testosterone because their bodies trick them into that they have will have sex more? And with more testosterone you will get more muscles and be healthier. So it's possibly that they will live longer :]


Though this test is seriously bollocks, it's impossible to make 100 guys stop ogle girls :p
 

junkmanuk

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Breasts make Junkman happy.

I often wonder why, but then, it's best not to spoil a good thing by over-analysing it.
 

tomtom94

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If staring at boobs is equal to a 30-minute workout, what does a daily wank do? Is that equivalent to a marathon?

In all seriousness...heh. I don't think I shall be telling anyone this...[small]don't think they'd believe me...[sub]they don't notice anyway so business as usual[/sub][/small]
 

Nivag the Owl

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Yeah, it's a possibility. There are a few sensible chemical explanations. I don't know if I buy it though. But also, studies like this are kinda redundant as no dude is ever gonna be deprived of (at least staring at) boobs for a decade(s).

Also Root, I think one of your jugs is bigger than the other.
 

Count Igor

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Aye, that's what I though. How would they actually stop 100 men for five years from looking at boobs.

Clever point to it, though.
 

Booze Zombie

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Well, the wording made it pretty obviously not real.
I don't think a scientist would say "charms".

Also, to stop a man from seeing breasts for five years and having a female scientist oversee the whole project, simply reading her name tag would've invalidated the whole thing... besides the fact that you'd need to keep those "don't oogle" men in a deprivation tank to prove it.
 
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Revelo said:
Didn't Brainiac test to see if staring at boobs was the equivilient of a 30 minute workout and proved it was?
The test is up on YouTube, and they found out it wasn't; but they only looked at heartrate and not testoreone/adrenaline spikes.
 

garjian

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mmkay, so if an attractive, narcissistic, gay guy (like me (even though im bi, but whatever... works fine)) stands naked in front of a mirror, he lives longer..?
great! ive been doing that already for ages...
 

Rarhnor

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Finally. Science that matters.

Next will be researcing ways to make your awesomeness increase.
 

Quaxar

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"Want to save my life? Show me yer booty!"

How did they find 100 men willing to not stare at breasts for five years? And how did they manage the masses of men wanting to be in the experiment's booby-group?
Those are the real questions!