Staring at Boobs Helps Men Live Longer, says Study.

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crudus

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Fetzenfisch said:
actually in the second pic the eyes draw my attention way more than the chest...i guess because of the contrast of dark/bright plus she kinda reminds me of someone and i cant remember
I will admit I didn't choose the second picture as wisely as I should have. Her (youtube) name is Hannah Minx. I chose her because 90% of her fanbase focuses only on her boobs which is sad since her videos are actually good and entertaining. They are just overshadowed by her boobs. In this picture I find her eyes to be calming. Really, just looking at anything pleasant will calm you and thus lower you blood pressure. I was just focusing on boobs because I am so incredibly immature.
 

The DSM

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*Looks at picture*

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I see what you did there!

Looks like ive added a little while longer to my life!
 

runnernda

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Wow, I had no idea I was such a do-gooder. Look at me, reducing stress levels in men! I don't even have to do anything!
 

magma

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crudus said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
magmayoshi said:
The thread's title being a bad pun kinda gave away the fact that it was false.
You've never seen my posts before, have you? ;)
I like how one of the first posts is something along the lines of "This study would never get money". Excuse me, the study of the coefficient of friction of sheep being dragged along various surfaces. Money can be gotten for anything.
Well if you've heard of enough real studies you'd realize that you can get funding for pretty much any study. I wonder why there hasn't been a study of how much money you can get for study funding study. xD

crudus said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
And, of course, this is complete fiction. This "study" has been around for over a decade, but how many of you believed it to start with? Look back at the story and try and work out how they would have stopped 100 men from staring at boobs. Impossible. But it does send a good message. Never trust anything you read without a good solid source :)
Fine, I guess I will address this.

ok look at this picture

You're a Kitty ^_^

Open this one up and try not to look.

Yeah, feel yourself fighting natural urges? That would be stress building up. This research may be false but that doesn't mean it was totally built upon lies. I am more than sure looking an boobs lowers blood pressure. I know they calm me(tee-hee, jiggle ^_^). All I am saying is that just because the research was fake doesn't mean what it is advocating is totally false.
Well I must be a monster then because I'm indifferent to such things... but then again I've been in countless sessions of life drawing classes (so someone attractive fully nude isn`t going to create a response often enough) and those photos aren't exactly provocative or flattering.
 

Timotei

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I heard about this a long time ago and have been working on it for the last year now.

Though I'm not really sure a long life is something I want if I'm expected to blind in the next decade.
 

Kuchinawa212

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Great so now not only if I do it I look like a creeper if I point this fact out they'll just slap me across the face. Almost sounds creditable
 

rokkolpo

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Well as a master in the art of ogling i must say that it is unimportant if it's true.
We won't stop even if it kills us!

OT: Complete bollocks ofcourse.
''german scientists''
''manly man''
''5 years''

yeah that's just not believable.
much to shady.
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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I don't believe this. Although it would be awesome if it was true...

Edit: Haha, I knew it! It sounded too good to be true. And yeah, it would not be possible to stop the other 100 from looking at the goods.
 

silver wolf009

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Before I opened the spoiler I knew that this was balonga. You tired to trick me and I am so wishing that this study was true, you dont know how much you hurt me.
 

albear

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lmao when i first heard about this on russel howards good news

still, possibly a good ice breaker :D