Start Your Own Religion

[rancher of monsters]

So you can choose any book, qoute, person, movie, videogame, meme, or whatever to start a religion around. What do you choose? For example, I welcome you to all join me in the church of the Royal Tart Toter, where we try to decipher the meaning of his wise words.


NOTE: THIS THREAD IS FOR FUN SO PLEASE DO NOT BRING UP ANY RECOGNIZED FAITHS (OR THE LACK THEREOF) HERE. I'M NOT LOOKING FOR A FLAME WAR.

 

[Easton Dark]

The Church of Dosh

"And so the savior did sayeth 'Cash here guys, grab it all!'"

"And didith he give 'em both barrels while calling them a bunch of plonkers; amen"

Spoiler: Reference

Killing Floor

 

[loc978]

Spoiler: I want to dress up like a sultan in my onion-head-hat

 

[Tartarga]

Has anyone formed a religion around George Carlin yet? If not I might go with that, he is the god of comedy after all.

 

[Christopher Callahan]

Been there, done that. Not as much fun as you'd think it'd be.

 

[Jim Grim]

I will follow the religion of the cat people from Red Dwarf.

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Has anyone formed a religion around George Carlin yet? If not I might go with that, he is the god of comedy after all.

The COC. Church of Carlin, where everyone goes to hell because at least that's fair and definite. Yes, we all end our lives screaming up at everyone else. Anyone can join, we meet at the bar.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

I made up a deity when I was younger called 'the great bearded one' He was the lord of all insanity.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

But there should be a religion based on this guy:

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2011/04/04/my-hat-is-bread-your-covernment-is-invalid/

 

[Sean Steele]

The church of Garrus

 

[TimeLord]

The Church of the Time Lords.

And have a holy war over the colour of the doughnut stand hats.

 

[theheroofaction]

the followers of the companion cube.

Their mission is to befriend as many inanimate objects as possible, on their off time they eat cake.

 

[bentheiii]

the religion i create will have a bible with only one rule inscribed with golden letters 121 times:
don't be a dick

 

[T.D.]

I will follow the religion of the cat people from Red Dwarf.

You blaspheme. There is only Silicon Heaven.

 

[El Poncho]

Church of Fisthead, may he forever protect us with his knuckles of justice:

 

[MysticToast]

Spoiler: I want to dress up like a sultan in my onion-head-hat

I'm with this guy

 

[Worgen]

church of the celestial unicorn, we worship the glorious one horned ponies and fight to save souls from the moles, who seek to pull all the unaccepting souls down to their spice mines

 

[Stealthygamer]

The Order of Potato

 

[ScarlettRage]

the religion i create will have a bible with only one rule inscribed with golden letters 121 times:
don't be a dick

Love it

mine would have to be the church of memes.

you would never be bored going to church.

 

[OutcastBOS]

I lead the Children of the Chin...where we dress up like Elvis, worship "If Chins Could Kill" and spout Evil Dead quotes like scripture.