State an inaccurate fact about the poster above you.

[Levitas1234]

Title explains it really, say something you think might be true about the person above you.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

He is Gordon Freeman's evil twin sister disguised as his mother who is disguised as Gordon.



Also, he has a hat.

 

[Lost In The Void]

He has extreme mental disorders

 

[Julianking93]

Is a giant vagina.

 

[brtshstel]

He got his username from his side job; he is the "King of Julianne" potato fries.

 

[Sleekgiant]

The poster did not post in this thread

 

[Vrex360]

He's actually another Sangheili agent assisting me in the take over of Earth.

 

[Knife-28]

The above poster hates cigarette's.

 

[Levitas1234]

The above poster does my hair every night, i think.

 

[syndicated44]

The above poster frequently explores long abandoned mental hospitals for comfortable beds.

 

[Vrex360]

He had an affair with Barack Obama in the Oval office.

 

[CounterAttack]

The above poster has written scripts for Meet the Medic and Meet the Pyro, but has not released them to Valve, instead keeping them and selling copies to directors in the hopes of winning an Oscar.

 

[Vrex360]

*ahem*

Yes indeed, that is completely untrue.

The above poster is harbouring illegal human immagrants trying foolishly to flee the onslaught of the Sangheili.

 

[Toriver]

The above poster is plotting the overthrow of the human race at the hands of the Sangheili, to be achieved sometime within the next 10 years.

 

[Vrex360]

Of course that's false.
Because I plan to do it tomorrow.

Starting with YOU

Nah, I kid... or do I?

Any way the user above me has an addiction to Pepsi and requires regular injections of the stuff to keep his toes from turning purple.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Even though you can't see it, he's getting a hard on for mt pistol. *waves pistol then shoots self in head with it."

 

[Toriver]

The above user is actually a ghost; you can only die once.

 

[Vrex360]

The needler is true, but not the gravity hammer.
I would never shame myself with a brute weapon.
*shudders*

The above poster dresses up like a woman when no one is watching.

 

[Toriver]

Sorry I edited the last post because I was ninja'd. The outfit may look a bit fem, but it's all men's clothing, I assure you! This jacket is valuable, dang it!

The above poster is a big racist bigot against all Spartans.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

The above user Claims that I am a ghost, but in fact, I am MICHAEL ATKINSON!
someone tell me what im talking about