State an inaccurate fact about the poster above you.

[ottenni]

Is seriously channel ten. Seriously.

 

[NeuroticMarshmallow]

is my father

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Is not about to get hit by a BLACK MATERIA!

 

[Vrex360]

He is a Necromorph

 

[NeuroticMarshmallow]

is a dinosaur made of sheet metal.

 

[Neonbob]

He is something of an obsessive creature when it comes to matters of puffed sugar confections.
And he also strangles babies with the vocal cords of puppies.

 

[ShockValue]

He's part shark and with his army of bears he's going to take over Russia. He also owns his own ice cream store.

 

[Neonbob]

He does not love me at all. In fact, he is part of an elite group of people who will try to kill me one day.
Thankfully, I know where they are.

 

[ShockValue]

Is a liar. You know nothing! He's also the reason behind World war 3.

 

[brtshstel]

Shoots heroin

 

[toadking07]

Has never had more than 1 friend at a time.

 

[MasterSqueak]

Is the king of fish.

 

[Fraught]

Is an alien.

...and likes men.

*runs away*

 

[Ciarang]

Has been known to lick batteries on a Thursday evening.

 

[brtshstel]

Kills people by breaking open thermometers over peoples' food and poisoning them with mercury.

 

[Claymorez]

he is spider-man!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Is not about to have his winged dong bitten by two snakes

 

[Discord]

Likes to listen to "It's raining men" while going to work

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Is about to get a faceful of sword

 

[Fury Is Me.]

i shall let them live

funny how sean never replied back to this post isn't it?