Status updates that made you facepalm

[Rawne1980]

I don't have a facebook account at all so can't join in that one.

Although I went to a family do not so long ago and one of my cousins friends said to "poke" her some time....

I told her i'll take her up on that if I ever get divorced.

Took her 5 minutes to work it out.

 

[bobmus]

I loved the contradiction in this post: 'John Terry has a face that you just feel you need to punch. Thug.'

'whatt?! missed everything last night..'

'Got to go on a driver awareness course, I'm aware I was speeding you tosspots!' - Massive idiot

Just a standard day of inanity.

 

[geK0]

There's one person on my facebook who posts the typical

"men are jerks"
"I wish somebody would just tell me 'I love you' and mean it"
"generic moping about relationships"

her most recent post is
"good relationships don't just happen, they take time patience and two people who want to be together"
well gee.... I thought the best relationships were impulsive romps with unwilling victims... this is very enlightening!

she's all right in person, but so irritating on Facebook... I unsubscribed her a while ago (I usually avoid deleting friends because a lot of people take that the wrong way)

 

[Ickorus]

I don't use facebook so I'll just post one I found really funny:

 

[sextus the crazy]

I try to keep only tolerable company in my friends list and, as such, my most annoying received posts are ones where girls post song lyrics out of context in an attempt to sound deep. I usually respond by being a smartass.

captcha: the cat's cradle

How does it know I love Vonnegut?