Stealth: The Game

[Ochidi]

I do a daily foundation check and fix it.

I smother you with a washcloth in your sleep.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

My servant washerwoman protects me.

I smother you with a sheep in your sleep.

 

[Ochidi]

It wakes me up rather than the contrary!

I let the bed bugs bite in your bed!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I gathered them up beforehand.

I then put them in your bed!

 

[Ochidi]

I decided to sleep on the floor that night.

I left a bomb in a present box on your desk.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I hate presents. I throw it in the trash, where a homeless guy was sleeping. BOOM! Oops.

I take the pieces of homeless guy and sneak them into your cereal. You die from disease.

 

[Ochidi]

I never like Spinach Flakes, so I threw away the cereal.

I left a lobster behind your desktop. Surprise!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I have a laptop. Surprise!

I hid a lobster inside your desktop

 

[SteakHeart]

The train stalled, as i already have steam. Get it?

I hide in a bush and use V.A.T.S. to blow off your head. And arms. And legs. And your future offspring that have already taken up tabletop gaming.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I get out of the system's range.

I backstab the next poster.

 

[Azraellod]

i suspected you of planning that all along, and am wearing a knife-proof vest.

i wire your computer mouse to give you a massive electric shock when you next use it.

 

[SteakHeart]

I short circut it with my piss.

I knock you out, and when you wake up, you are in the middle of the LHC in a firing cycle.

 

[Azraellod]

i point behind them, and shout, "look out, it's godzilla", then get away when they look.

i poison all but one meal at dinner with the next poster, and then give them first choice of what food to pick.

Spoiler: meh, i was bored. feel free to test your luck.

Spoiler: is it the cake?

no, you die

Spoiler: is it the turkey?

yay, you aren't dead

Spoiler: is it the bread and water?

no, it isn't. you die

Spoiler: is it the human flesh?

afraid not, you die

 

[Azraellod]

i live in a fortress in the sky now. all you killed was my family.

i place a chest with DO NOT OPEN written on it, and set a spring-loaded knife mechanism to stab whoever opens it.

 

[Azraellod]

you run over a dummy in a train that i planted there in advance to fool you.

i place a knife above your door so that it stabs you as you enter the room.

 

[Voltaggia]

I go through the back door...

I rig your mobile phone to explode

 

[Azraellod]

i never use my mobile.

i pay someone to install a pit of spikes triggered by weight outside the entrance to your room.

 

[SteakHeart]

Who said I was exiting?

I make you lose you job, family, friends, and relatives in the blink of an eye.

By the way...

I go through the back door...

That's what he said.