I'm Australian. Knowing this, you can already assume that when I'm not surfing at the world's greatest beaches I'm getting pissed constantly, look all rugged and have an accent that has slightly more appeal than a straight english one, ride kangaroos to work, relish pouncing on that venomous snake that got into the house, and if I see a croc out in the swamp by crikey you better believe I'll whack a machete between my teeth and dive headfirst into the mire to sort that sucker out.
Us Aussies are actually quite fond of our stereotype, and do pretty much NOTHING to suggest it isn't true.
Also- DROP BEARS!
with one stroke these monsters will slice your scalp open and EAT YOUR BRAIN. Also our spiders are so big they have health bars (Google it)