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Snor

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S.H.A.R.P. said:
Being Dutch, I wear shoes made out of cheese, I have windmills that grinds up weed which is operated by hookers, and I smoke tulips on a daily basis.
yeah so that's true :p
but you forgot that everyone lives in amsterdam
 

dwightsteel

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I'm from Alaska

Igloos
Polar Bears
Penguins
Eskimos
Ice Burgs

I'm also an Alaska Native, which locally has its own set of stereotypes, namely alcoholism and laziness, and any other standard minority shtick.
 

Trifer420

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I'm asian so I'm apparenty:
am good at math

am good at technology (true)

eat rice 24/7 (sorta true)

not very well endowed ;) (dunno, someone needs to come over and check!)

can do a backflip (yup)

am a ninja (no, I like my presence known when I'm about to kick your rear)

good at martial arts (not really in martial arts, but I can hold my own in a brawl.)

Like emo music/jap pop (heeelll no)

like techno (I do actually)

when I speak my native language I sound angry (haha, I do that on purpose)

there's more but I can't think of any
 

zeroharpuia

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oni565 said:
I'm Canadian, so:
-I live in an igloo -A have a snowmobile
-I speak french -I say EH
-My army sucks -Etc. Etc.
I'm Canadian too, but I can speak french so I guess that stereotype applies to me. I totally agree with the rest of the examples.
 

LordSpectreX

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I'm a White guy, so:

I eat Watermelon.
I eat Chickin'.
I live on a cornfield.
I don't have internet.
And I say mother****er where people would normally use commas.
 

Samoftherocks

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carnkhan4 said:
I'm english and I've let the side down by actually having bad teeth...

I also am remarkably intelligent and converse with the queen over cucumber sandwiches and tea at test matches regularly. I sometimes find the time to be the villain in a movie, when Russians and Germans are unavailable...

...okay that's all lies apart from the first one.
Don't forget the old sage who helps move along epic plotlines!!!
 

Zorg Machine

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The Iron Ninja said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Australian so:

I live in a kangaroo
I have an annoying accent
I'm friendly but simple
I wear khaki
I have a large knife
You forgot

You have had your baby taken by a dingo.
You live in fear of face hugger bears that lie in wait in the trees.
You wear a hat with corks dangling from it.

I'd really rather not say what the stereotype for my country is.
Or at least I'd rather not say what the Australian view of a stereotypical New Zealander is.
I don't know what the stereotype is of us from other countries (that is, other than Australia), but I can take a guess and assume that most think that we're Australia, except smaller, so it's the same stuff, but with smaller knives, and Wallabies instead of Kangaroos.

.......uhm the only stereotypical New Zealander I have heard of is the one who is covered in sheep and no offence dude but some ppl think it's intentional if you catch my drift.

I'm Swedish so naturally i spend my days standing in cues without complaining, I have had at least one close encounter with a polar bear (they don't even exist in Sweden) I have blue eyes and blond hair, and the Witch King of Angmar lives here oh and also our taxes are high and we are wusses (due to the fact that our army could barely stand against a field mouse)...........I just realized how remarkebly stupid our country sounds.
 

Lios

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I'm an American


I am therefore apparently a resident of Canada, the USA, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, Argentina, and every other country in south America. (America consists of two damn continents people)
I apparently weigh more than 300 pounds.
I apparently only eat cheeseburgers and fast food.
I apparently dislike soccer and only watch American football and baseball.
I apparently never exercise.
I apparently am unintelligent.
I apparently can't drive worth a damn (actually this is the only stereotype about people in the USA that I'll accept).
I apparently drink a gallon of coffee each day.
I apparently have a gambling problem.
I apparently drive an 8 ton SUV.
I apparently am racist.
And I apparently don't like any other countries.




Boy, we Americans sure are stereotyped aren't we?

My facts:

I weigh 127 pounds.
I rarely eat fast food.
I don't much like sports.
I do exercise, and I do it daily.
I had an I.Q. of 106 at the age of 11.
I don't drink coffee.
I don't really gamble.
I'm not racist.
And I'd rather live in another country, mainly because I like things new.
 

Samoftherocks

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I am a white, athiest, native San Franciscan living in Berkeley so that means I am...

...gay as the day is long
...infected with an STD of some kind
...a hippie
...liberal to the point of anarchy
...a vegan who believes meat is murder
...suffering from overwhelming "smug" poisoning
...of the belief that everyone outside of the Bay Area is ignorant compared to us
...of the belief that everything outside of San Francisco is a ghetto or wishes it could be San Francisco
...hating Oakland
...wishing I wasn't white
...staunchly anti-American
...waiting with bated breath for the French to invade
...suffering from "white guilt"
...thinking that anyone who believes in God must be retarded or evil
...begging for a Socialist government
...obnoxiously politically correct
...destroying America

WHEN IN TRUTH I AM...

...straight, but I volunteer at Gay Pride every year because it's fun
...uninfected
...hating hippies beyond all understanding of the rage that dwells deep within my soul
...a moderate because I've bore witness to rampaging liberalism ruining the city I grew up in
...a carnivore and VERY pro-foie gras
...too dumb to look down at anyone
...again, too dumb to look down at anyone
...too well traveled to believe that at all
...hating only the Raiders
...wishing that we could all just be human together
...staunchly PRO-American
...personally convinced I could defend our shores, alone, in the face of French invasion
...NOT suffering from "white guilt"
...accepting of any belief that doesn't involve hurting other people
...knowing that "Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all others" - Winston Churchill
...hating all things politically correct
...well...um...just be inside next Tuesday...noonish...wear a hat

The one thing that might hold me true to a Bay Area stereotyoe is my girlfriend, who is:

...Jewish
...Black
...Native American
...Bi-sexual
...Left-handed
...a practicing witch
but
...is as offensive as I am (she owns a Bambi shirt on which she wrote "Vegetarians Taste Delicous" the offended faces of the hippies on Stattuck were f&*king priceless)

I love her so...
 

NeoDeath90

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I have Tourette's so I must curse every five seconds.
I'm Dutch, so I must be a huge stoner
I'm Irish, so I must be an alcoholic
I'm a nerd, so I must be a virgin (I am, but that's beside the point)
I'm white, so all the hatred and racial division in the world is my fault
I wear black clothing daily, so I must be goth/emo
I'm Christian, so i must be a religious fanatic
I've taken my personal belief system from many different viewpoints, so I must be misguided
I have a strong belief in the supernatural, so I must be legally insane

the list goes on.
 

the_tramp

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TheEvilDuck said:
Okay, I'm not European so that might be why I don't get the pregnant thing, care to explain?
English people (well, the English stereotypical chav) are renowned for promiscuity and hence getting pregnant. I think the English have one of the highest teen-pregnancy rates in Europe.
 

TheEvilDuck

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the_tramp said:
TheEvilDuck said:
Okay, I'm not European so that might be why I don't get the pregnant thing, care to explain?
English people (well, the English stereotypical chav) are renowned for promiscuity and hence getting pregnant. I think the English have one of the highest teen-pregnancy rates in Europe.
Ah, the Jersey girls of Europe (just kidding.) We have a similar reputation.
 

skitzo van

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I'm from Utah so everytime I tell someone that they assume I'm Morman, and that i hate gays. so I hate stereotypes because they are'nt true
 

PAGEToap44

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I'm Scottish so I must play the bagpipes, like haggis, wear a kilt and hate sunlight.

All of the above are true.
 

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white_salad said:
Reaperman Wompa said:
Australian so:

I live in a kangaroo
I have an annoying accent
I'm friendly but simple
I wear khaki
I have a large knife


...Americans freak out when they come here, they're like "So do you ride kangaroos to school?", it's annoying. And all of it's wrong, I hate animals, I speak with a Half Irish half city Australian accent, I'm an asshole and reasonably intelligent, I wear dark colors and think khaki is weird, though I must admit I like the knife idea...
I personally apologize for all Americans. But that knife thing is pretty cool though. I wish my stereotype enabled me to carry a deadly weapon.
It does, A Gun.