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Stammer

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You know what's actually really interesting to do that might even improve your self-esteem?

Walk down a hallway. And think-- really think hard-- to try and imagine that instead of your legs propelling your body through the hallway, that your legs are actually pushing the floor and by extension the entire world underneath your feet. Your body isn't moving, but you're spinning the world as if it were an insignificant ball.
 

whtkid6969

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I'm willing to place $10,000 on the Chicago Cubs winning the Major League Baseball world series this year!
 

annilator666

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the typical compression in a ford 302 should be about 100 psi the motor in my truck is at about 60 psi hows that for originality
 

AmosMoses

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I aware to you that around the time GTA II was around my friends and I had a running joke about "Grand Theft Horse". Several years later, Red Dead Redemption is released and I wonder if any of my friends are now working at Rockstar...
 

bentheiii

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no matter what we do, how far we fly, how deep we dig, what massive obstacles we overcome, we'll all end up with our pictures in museums where little 30 year old kids look and the teacher says how dumb and unsophisticated we were.


also: in every educational history book there is at least one picture of a topless woman, as a challenge, go find it.
 

Mr Pantomime

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Is anyone else having real trouble deciding what to post. I want to to be interesting, but I just end up sounding like a douche.
 

Vohn_exel

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Once in a lake there was a tiny fish known as the greenwing. His name was Ernest and for a time, swimming was all that he lived for. His entire life revolved around it. He read about it in fish magazines (printed on unused scales) and wrote articles about it on the underwater wide web. His entire life was nothing but swimming. Greenwings were a rare type of fish, known for their amazing abilities at swimming and blogging, and these things were enough for Ernest. However, in the back of his mind, Ernest knew that he couldn't live on tides and views forever.

A fateful summer day, Ernest was in the lake showing off his amazing skills to his friends. Suddenly something strange and amazing catches his eye. A bright light shinning in the water, a beacon of facination, caught his attention as it moved gracefully through the water. Earnest was interested in impressing his friends, as the luminous orb was fast moving, and declared that he was the only one among them that could catch it.

Backing up to have swimming room, Ernest shot forward intending to catch the glowing ball. He reached it no time, and quickly gobbled it up as greenwings were known for their large mouths. He turned around to show his friends that he had indeed completed his quest, when he noticed that the light seemed to be attached to something. He tried to swim away with it to see what it was, but instead it pulled him, inducing a sharp pain in his mouth. He pulled hard against the strange thing and for a moment it broke free, and he was in charge again, and then just as fast he was once more struggling as if he were in the strongest current he had ever faced. The pain was ever present.

He noticed all too late that he was slowly being pulled backwards, but even worse, he was being pulled upwards as well. Closer and closer he came to the surface of the water, all of his might and ability to swim were of no use to him. He began to tire. The surface loomed over him, once a portal into a strange and wondrous world, it was now the gaping maws of a hungry predator reaching out to devour him. He strained with all of his might, once more the line slacked and he thought he was free. He shot straight down, and once more a sharp pain shot from his mouth as he was literally ripped backwards. His strength gone, Ernest was hefted from the water.

He had heard tales of this before, of his friends being abducted by giants in large floating leaves, and he silently cursed himself for falling for the giant's tricks. He knew they were most likely going to eat him, as only the smallest of his fellow aquatic friends had slipped away from the giant's grasp and lived to tell their horrid tale. Most other fish thought them mad, they were usually the less reputable fish and so few believed them. However, grasped by the giants now in their white scales, he knew that the stories were all true. These didn't seem interested in eating him, however, as they placed him in a small container that was filled with several other fish, all of them rare. Ernest knew that he had to act fast, something strange was going on here. He knew that if he could reach the surface of this tiny pond, he could return to his lake and be free from the giants before they could attempt to lure him in with shiny lights again. However, just as he was about to put his plan into action, the giants placed a large clear object over the top, trapping him inside. He was now trapped with strangers, heading to places he did not understand...

(There, hows that for original? If you want more, let me know.)
 

ShakyFiend

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Hmmmm well here's some pretty original dubstep I wrote (sorry mods if this counts as advertising please dont hammer me) its not too shabby [http://soundcloud.com/shaky-1/work-in-progress-demo]

And heres a mix I did which has some stuff in it iv never heard anywhere else

Oh and this piece of writing I did for a class the other day, I spent about 2 hours removing any clichés so it should be pretty damn original by now
Water. It pealed down over the rusted spikes and the rolling wheels. It fell and wet the auburn hair of a girl, with her face down, a warmer trickle, seeped from her, across the asphalt into the brown yellow grass. The rain crashed onto me, and flowed in little rivulets, under my armpits and over my fingers. Above there were trees, with bare branches, and bundles of empty nests. There was a breeze, rustling the dry verge, and cooling my head.
The ring had fallen from my finger, somehow, in the spinning chaos, I had lost it. I raised my head, flowers of pain blossomed down my neck, I just caught sight of the broken girl, before I fell back again. I had lost her too I suppose, she went with the ring, like so many things did.
I tried to push myself up, the glass crinkled and snapped under my elbows, the sky turned red, and a buzzing chiselled its way into my ears as the effort drained away my energy. Then I was lying on my chest, the girls slim pale neck was inches from me, the beating of my own heart, rattled up through my bones and slammed itself against the inside of my skull, pools of still water collected round her body. I added ripples to them, as I reached out my hand, and wiped the crusted scarlet from her cheek.
Her hand lay, caressing the asphalt, as though carelessly thrown aside, the fingernails were scraped off, or cracked, or torn. The puddles were rainbow coloured and nauseous, my mind faded, and my face sank into the wet road, the rain ebbed, and drained away.
 

ToastiestZombie

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If something doesnt work, try to fix it.

If then it doesnt work, ????.

If then it doesnt work, profit.
 

PureIrony

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Y'know, I just can't think of anything. I'm not going post in this thread.
 

Corporal Yakob

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I find wearing my gas-mask is almost like a latter day comfort blanket, I feel more comfortable with my face hidden.

Oh crap I sound like a right tool now!
 

LunaSocks

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Human life is driven by boredom, and it will always be driven by boredom. We are never satisfied with what we have, and always want something that'll make our lives more enjoyable and easier. We are always prone to be open to more expansion, and will fully embrace it except when it causes us harm. It is when examining the common human life, that I realized we humans are the most fickle beings on this planet that we call Earth.

I have also come to realize that when people have something they believe in and they find something that conflicts with what they have a firm belief in, they simply deny it, or believe that their way is the only way, and if you don't do it their way (even if there are multiple solutions) you are doing it wrong. I don't like these people, and refer to them collectively as 4channers. Tee hee.

(Side Note: I have nothing against 4chan or people who are on those boards. I have never been on the boards and never will be. If you choose to be on 4chan, I respect this choice, I was simply making a bad joke.)
 

Omega Pirate

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Since I was just watching some anime, I'll post one of my anime pet peeves I was just pondering. It makes me want to butcher a kitten when an anime starts with focusing on the non-main character. I don't know why, but I hate it. I haven't seen anyone say anything about this, ever. So unless you want a cake reference its all I got.
 

Ensiferum

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There is nothing people hate more than having to deal with the truth about who they really are inside.