Stop whatever you're doing and pay attention to my problem

[Lunar Templar]

no, i refuse to aid in your quest for a new gamer tag based on my unrelenting disdain for the 360, and cause most the sarcastic reply's i would have used anyway have already been use, and thinking of something would be to hard right now.

 

[Orphillius]

MisterFister or TheDirtyDangler

 

[NiPah]

Imam-Dwyane-Goldstine

or Carrot Farts, what ever floats your boat.

 

[Denamic]

Fluffsnuggles?
Or maybe FloralArrangerator?

 

[Spambot 3000]

ihavAIDSplshalpme

-and-

FrankWalkerFromNationalTiles (might be too long though)

Those two were always my favourite choice in usernames for online games. (Although neither are my gamertag so feel free to use them if you feel they're un-shit enough)

 

[Saulkar]

Woll Smoth

Seriously! How could you not love a face like that. Even better the name.