Strange Things Parents Thought You Were Serious About....

[Kagim]

Skateboarding.

They saw me, once, trying my friends skateboard out one afternoon. Then they bought me one for my birthday and told me "Now you want have to take turns on your friends anymore.

I actually thought it was a silly sport, but my parents looked so damn proud i practiced on that thing every day. I sucked horribly at it and luckily when i stopped a year later my parents didn't notice.

 

[sky14kemea]

I do >.>

My mum once asked me why I didn't want to do something (I think it was going to a party.. I forget that bit) And I said "Because the voices in my head told me not too." Then stared at her.

>_> The day after she seriously asked me "Have the voices stopped yet...?" Like she was nervous. I had to tell her I was joking Dx

 

[infinity_turtles]

I introduced three guy friends to my dad as my lovers. He literally had a heart attack. Still feel bad about that one. On the other hand, I'm a little peeved that he still doesn't believe I'm straight.

Now this is pretty fucking funny!

Yeah, causing someone unbearable pain, almost killing him and shortening his lifespan is ALWAYS fun and all.

As much as your avatar is zetta awesome, you son of a digit . I feel guilty enough already. Neither of us were aware he had any heart problems until' then and it was supposed to be a joke since he already thought I was gay(And was very supportive of my non-sexuality).

Relax, I was insulting the other guy who thought heart attack is funny.

I know. Your post still made me feel more guilty though. Though I'm impressed by your ability to think someone calling you a son of a digit isn't relaxed. You've gotta be outa your vector. So zetta slow... Your avatar is like a virus infecting my mind!

 

[hurfdurp]

I have to really sit my mother down to get her to even listen to a word I have to say at this point . My sister and I have desensitized her to pretty much anything.

 

[Nick of Blades]

I get home and my mother asks me where I had been... "Oh you know, out drinking with the boys"
Good thing I ducked, that was the first and only time my mother swung at me. Good thing she has a sense of humor after I explained.

I've done this before, but I was hit with a frying pan she had in her hand when I said it...

 

[brunt32]

Please inform your mother that sex addiction is a thing made up to make money. It's like being addicted to water, impossible.

This is half true, it's dependent on which type of addiction we look at.
Phyical addiction would not be possible from sex.
However Mentle addictions could be possible as it is possible to be mentally addicted to anything; As you can get addicted to the hormones your brain releases while your doing it.

 

[Gryphonsflight]

I see many parents have done stranger things. I'm not sure if I'm happy or sad about this, lol. However, it looks as though we have plenty of interesting stories to share. Heres another from today actually.

I spent the day packing my boxes of books to take with me as I move into my new apartment, probably for only a year because school districts in this area are downsizing again. Anyways, I told them last week I'd be moving at the beginning of July about six times. My mother sees me with a box and goes, "Why are you packing, you aren't leaving until august."

And no, its no where near a grave yard, but it does have an attic that no ones been in for over ten years. Interesting trade off.

 

[Insanum]

Oh, Ive got a brilliant one, Although its more "Mother getting the wrong end of the stick" than Her thinking im serious.

One night, Me and my friend were in a very mischevous mood. Our plan was to get a few of my mates cars. If you spray Whipped Cream under the door handle, It'll stay there until the morning, usually leaving no sign of the cream, Until someone goes to open the door, and puts their hand in the cream. Very funny.

We also decided to buy some baby wipes, for if[/I] we got caught, Or to put under the Windscreen wipers, just to add to the fun. So, After a merry little trip to Asda to buy Whipped Spray Cream & baby Wipes, We sprayed the cars, Then i dropped off my mate & went home.

Now, Its crucial for me to mention, I was about 2 months into my relationship with my ex at the time, And muggins here left the reciept for Whipped cream & baby wipes on the side.

The mother found it. Put 2 & 2 together.

Now my mother was yet to meet my ex at the time, And so que one awkward conversation. She went completely off the deep end, Screaming she would kick me out, etc. Good first impression to my ex, i know. She still (to this day) doesnt believe that it genuinely[/I] wasnt used for that purpose.

 

[Katnap_Devikat]

Several years ago my parents were rummaging through my room, and came across a book I had scribbled my guide for both thief games, plus a bunch of shooters.

They thought that I was planning to rob a bunch of places to, so as to gather enough loots to kill a bunch of people. Seriously you cannot make that shit up.

As of now, my partner likes to look through my receipts and purposely find insane, deviant things I could do with them (as a joke).