Strangest item names in games.

[Deathsong17]

The Boots Of Blinding Speed from Morrowind - It makes extremely fast and completely blind.

 

[Devon Dent]

I can't for the life of me remember the game, but I know it was either an MMORPG or a JRPG but the item was called powdered water, and it's description was "Just add water"

 

[Aeshi]

Cracked Sash.

...c'mon! How can a strip of cloth be cracked? -.-

Freeze it solid with liquid nitrogen/ice spell and then smash it?
Starch it and smash it?

 

[Tuddle]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of the Truth series

Spoiler

Sorry but that was not the answer I was looking for.

I know its from WoW/Southpark Reference, I just prefer the (horrible) books whenever somebody asks.

Ok You WIN sorry for the WRONG!

Spoiler

 

[Manhattan2112]

The Board of Education in Fall Out 3.

I think I'm gonna go with this, because I haven't played the games that other people are talking about. Lol. I'll think of some later.

 

[Jekken6]

'Sticky White Stuff' in Demons Souls

 

[ffian1]

Chirrup Sandals in Shining Force 2

Almost the most useless item ever

 

[Hazy]

'Sticky White Stuff' in Demons Souls

And here I was, thinking I was not ninja'd at all.
Then I read this post.
Rage.

OT: North Regalia - Demon's Souls.

 

[Julianking93]

'Sticky White Stuff' in Demons Souls

And here I was, thinking I was not ninja'd at all.
Then I read this post.
Rage.

.

I was also ninja'd to that.

Um...I don't know. I came here with the intention of posting that and now I can't think of anything.

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

- The Sword of Adam in Torchlight ... i mean WTF... look at the stats(description) xD

Spoiler

260 damage per second
1 socket
59 emotional damage
18 jauntiness
5 socks
42 futuristicness
1285 resistance to logic
2 noodle arms
10% increased gold find
20% increased magic find
coveys 10% chance that target flees for 3 seconds

 

[kampori]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of the Truth series

Spoiler

Sorry but that was not the answer I was looking for.

I know its from WoW/Southpark Reference, I just prefer the (horrible) books whenever somebody asks.

OT a tad, but horrible? Best books I've ever read

 

[Velocity Eleven]

many items in FF8, some of them just cannot be held by a real person and others are named after abstract terms:

black hole
three stars (which counts as 1 item)
hundred needles (which counts as 1 item)
Hero
Holy War
Holy War Trial
Friendship
Windmill
Arctic Wind
North Wind
Whisper

the list goes on

 

[AlphaOmega]

The Sword Of A Thousand Truths

Guess Where?

Terry Goodkind's Sword of the Truth series

Spoiler

Sorry but that was not the answer I was looking for.

I know its from WoW/Southpark Reference, I just prefer the (horrible) books whenever somebody asks.

OT a tad, but horrible? Best books I've ever read

Dont get me'wrong, I love the books and they are a nice read. but that man has some issues regarding rape...

 

[Sir Kemper]

Well, supposedly you can pick up a Baby as a quest item in Fallout 3.

You can also get a peice of your own brain, and keep it as a trophy.

I have it lying on my shelf, next to my rifles and such.

 

[Bullet Alchemist]

four words
Guild Wars Banana Scythe

 

[Mafiastyle]

Mechano-hog - just sounds really funny and when I see people in game on these things I always say wtf a bit lol. ;p

 

[Crispee]

Random Door Key from Super Paper Mario, aptly described as 'opening a door somewhere in the world'.